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wascilly_wabbit t1_jcxtznu wrote on March 20, 2023 at 11:56 AM

Reply to comment by gofatwya in Dollar Tree can't afford to sell eggs anymore by halxp01

> Dicks

That's not where eggs come from

GetlostMaps t1_jcy5zrm wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:43 PM

Ducks

gofatwya t1_jcywgut wrote on March 20, 2023 at 4:50 PM

Have you seen the price of duck eggs?

Tru-Queer t1_jcyzj29 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 5:09 PM

May I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

Jed1M1ndTr1ck t1_jd0hr08 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 11:04 PM

vomits red blood capsule liquid all over backseat of limousine

SponConSerdTent t1_jd0jfhx wrote on March 20, 2023 at 11:16 PM

"Hey that wasn't an egg... that was a dick!"

GetlostMaps t1_jcz4b1h wrote on March 20, 2023 at 5:40 PM

I have my own ducks.

gofatwya t1_jczce22 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 6:32 PM

Are they in a row?

RPDRNick t1_jd02x64 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 9:23 PM

OSAR

CDEDBD wings?

Burninator05 t1_jcxuok1 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 12:03 PM

Cloacas.

HowBoutaLittlePiss t1_jcxy9a2 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 12:38 PM

This sounds worse anyways. Ima start calling people cloacas

trollsmurf t1_jcxztat wrote on March 20, 2023 at 12:52 PM

I call everyone koalas, because I can't bear them.

ironroad18 t1_jd1vhlv wrote on March 21, 2023 at 6:06 AM

The cloaca, a hole for all seasons and reasons

shruggedbeware t1_jd256r6 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 8:26 AM

Oh, sure, let me just spend like 15 minutes trying to break some snake eggs over a counter

DigitalDeath12 t1_jcxyacx wrote on March 20, 2023 at 12:39 PM

Not for those with chickens at home! The rest of us have to get our eggs from dicks who jack the prices up for profit.

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