Submitted by jewsif91 t3_1265piy in nottheonion
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Anonophile t1_je7oy76 wrote
So what, just wear your wet clothes under your dry clothes after you shower in them?
According-Priority12 t1_je7p5gw wrote
Tobias Fuke????? Get me dem cut offs!
Jeditard t1_je7qffa wrote
Wow, no point in showering if you can't take your suit offf. So asinine it's unbelievable
ledfrisby t1_je7redq wrote
> A row has erupted...
Such a good hook. We need to adopt "row" into American English.
bobkmertz t1_je7rimq wrote
> The Surf Lifesaving Australia Policy on change rooms states members should "not shower or change at the same time as supervising groups of children."
> It also states that members should "not undress and avoid using a changing room with a child unless there are other people present."
I think the headline is a bit misleading. This doesn't seem completely unreasonable.
Yeti_MD t1_je7s8co wrote
There are dozens of us!
ChimpBrisket t1_je7sex8 wrote
Nah you have to wear the dry clothes under the wet ones
jewsif91 OP t1_je7si6f wrote
>> It also states that members should "not undress and avoid using a changing room with a child unless there are other people present.
So if a 13 - 15 year old child was in there getting dressed after a swim, you're suppose to wait for them to leave?
Or you are a parent of a child getting your own child dressed? Better not change yourself unless there is another adult present.
peter-doubt t1_je7th37 wrote
You'll have to answer to the Coca-cola Company for this!
peter-doubt t1_je7tkna wrote
Keep your socks on....
BobbyDropTableUsers t1_je7w4h5 wrote
Is it safe to assume it's nottheonion because of the policy, not because of the members' response?
Reddit consensus is very fickle
cheap_walmart_art t1_je7y0b9 wrote
Why is everybody obsessed with pedophilia now?
[deleted] t1_je87px2 wrote
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0x1e t1_je8nomr wrote
Because every accusation is a confession.
Nteagan t1_je8r8xe wrote
Yeah me thinks someone's been swinging their schlong around.
Say10sadvocate t1_je965g4 wrote
We're gonna end up with a generation of fucking weird kids who think seeing a naked adult in a changing room is child abuse.
vibesandcrimes t1_je9bymq wrote
Because everyone agrees pedophiles are awful and if they don't hate the person you say is a pedophile then they are one
i_will_let_you_know t1_je9rtjy wrote
They need to get over themselves. Nudity in a changing room is completely normal and not sexual regardless of age. If they really care that much they can always provide curtains or private booths.
It's weird that ultra violent massacres are perfectly fine but any amount of nudity is verboten.
Haiku_Time_Again t1_jea1w9y wrote
We apparently already have plenty of adults that think this.
junulee t1_jebc1co wrote
That policy doesn’t seem unreasonable, but the sign posted doesn’t say anything about children. It reads:
No Nudity in Change Rooms
Shower in your Swimming Costume / Change with a towel around you
If you are caught breaching the Rule you will be called before the clubs disciplinary committee
Report all breaches to a Board member, MP or the Patrol
OldSarge02 t1_jebrehg wrote
Can you direct me to the policy saying ultra violent massacres are perfectly fine?
sfenders t1_je7ojfi wrote
Gentlemen! You can't take your clothes off in here, this is the Changing Room!