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cdbutts t1_islmjfv wrote

Forgive me Father, I have illegally converted my AR to fully automatic.

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Medical_Officer t1_isko6ao wrote

Mexican problems require Mexican solutions.

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clusterlizard99 t1_iskdv4q wrote

It's only right. It's the Mexican police that will protect these good citizens from the cartels.

Oh wait...

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Zwets t1_isneww7 wrote

> “Preacher, don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin’?”

> “Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”

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mordinvan t1_isomtrd wrote

Actually Jesus tell his followers to ensure they are armed and if they don't have the money to arm themselves, to sell their cloak to buy a weapon if required.

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GetlostMaps t1_isow3tj wrote

A few years later the Judeans were in full revolt against the Romans, and they slaughtered the entire garrison at Jerusalem then locked themselves in the city and into a few other places.

It didn't turn out particularly well (they were killed and the survivors sold in to slavery) but it took a while to retake the fortifications. Oh, and Jerusalem was basically levelled.

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mordinvan t1_isoyzqp wrote

Yes, hence the wailing wall. The last piece of the old temple left.

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GetlostMaps t1_isp06vy wrote

If I recall, the Romans left a few towers and the odd wall to emphasise how much they'd removed, to make their point.

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JosephMeach t1_ism5kz7 wrote

Why did they translate half of "Padre Pistolas," which sounds hella cool.

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TheGreyWolfCat t1_iskf5a1 wrote

I bet he’s running his own cartel 😂

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arealmcemcee t1_ism14eu wrote

His brother, a Federale, cannot be reached for comment.

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Throsty t1_ism4t91 wrote

Username checks out.

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Equivalent_Bell_4469 t1_isn3m34 wrote

So this is basically the Mexican version of “Boondock Saints”

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