Submitted by morenewsat11 t3_yd3tb3 in nottheonion
SniffCheck t1_itpzgww wrote
The crud was the only thing holding him together
Dahhhkness t1_itq6w3q wrote
>In 2014, the Tehran Times reported that Haji would eat roadkill, smoke a pipe filled with animal excrement, and believed that cleanliness would make him ill.
"Haji, is this you talking, or the filth?"
"I am the filth."
SniffCheck t1_itq85b8 wrote
Smoke a shit pipe!?! Good lord
cyrathil t1_itq95ni wrote
Imagine the headrush off a pipe filled with rat droppings though
saiyaniam t1_itqcspf wrote
No
Specialist_Peach4294 t1_itqdme9 wrote
Rata-Pooey
eldritchterror t1_itqjbny wrote
Otherworldly zaza
BCCMNV t1_itrfpy3 wrote
Take that leptospirosis to the dome.
KingGalahadThe1st t1_itttc9k wrote
I would imagine you’d get a headache not rush if you smoke rat shit out of a pipe…
Legitimate-Price-811 t1_itrsxh5 wrote
That gives the phrase a whole new meaning, would literally taste like a rats ass.
KingGalahadThe1st t1_itttchu wrote
I would imagine you’d get a headache not rush if you smoke rat shit out of a pipe…
Fabiankh5757 t1_itqvdzl wrote
💀💀
peensteen t1_itrakcn wrote
He took the shit-tornado right back to Oz!
lelaena t1_itrokci wrote
I mean, that is basically just Fallout Jet
Insufferablelol t1_itqhlzi wrote
I don't get it. How does a man like this live until they're 94???
MetricJester t1_itr2fb3 wrote
Fresh air and exercise.
Insufferablelol t1_itrotst wrote
And apparently a 5 Inch thick layer of dirt.
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SableShrike t1_itq7b6e wrote
“Whaddaya say we get ourselves a little filthy-poo, Randy?” - Dirty Jim Lahey
TheStrangestOfKings t1_itsboa2 wrote
>Believed that cleanliness would make him I’ll
Maybe then he died bc he believed he would die after a bath
Kenshkrix t1_ittlm9n wrote
The placebo effect has been proven to be, ironically, quite powerful, in several cases.
Goose_Is_Awesome t1_itsrdef wrote
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER!
locustzed t1_itth4py wrote
What was this guy a great unclean one?
IndependentMacaroon t1_ituh90k wrote
- Walter Dirty
Dragonfly452 t1_itths4v wrote
The load bearing stank was taken away and things just went to hell. RIP
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