Meanderingversion t1_iuavr0w wrote on October 29, 2022 at 10:32 PM

You should put that to music.

Call it, Milky Ways in the Woods.

venterol t1_iuddq53 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:08 PM

I can hear Kid Cudi making this into an absolute banger

ak_sys t1_iubszdq wrote on October 30, 2022 at 3:05 AM

"Fuck, Ricky! You're leaving a goddamned trail of wrappers!"

rainedrop87 t1_iuc2sfl wrote on October 30, 2022 at 4:42 AM

It would absolutely be a Ricky thing to leave a trail of pepperoni and chicken chips wrappers as the boys are on the run.

Prestigious_War6122 t1_iuc0ksn wrote on October 30, 2022 at 4:18 AM

Should I be hearing this in Bubbles’ voice?

TemporaryPrimate t1_iuc7lbg wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:37 AM

I did. Felt right.

RadarOReillyy t1_iucbyi0 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:34 AM

Or conky.

ak_sys t1_iueeyf5 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:24 PM

Absolutely you should. I was hoping I was on brand enough it would come somewhat naturally.

fukitol- t1_iubrpki wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:54 AM

No amount of investigative skill or luck will ever trump criminals being stupid.

Klai8 t1_iuc2msv wrote on October 30, 2022 at 4:40 AM

I’m gonna take a wild guess that this article is just a scapegoat for “anonymous tips” from one of our lovely fed agencies.

weakhamstrings t1_iud1gsz wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:19 PM

This is almost certainly the answer. A family member or close friend or neighbor turned them in and they are protecting the tipper and their anonymity with this.

Sahqon t1_iucrrum wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:19 AM

About two decades ago, mum worked in a small shop and they got robbed (in the night, nobody there), thieves stole some washing powder. Which was leaking and the powder line led the cops straight into the nearest apartment building, then to the exact door...

pichael288 t1_iud1wmc wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:24 PM

Is "washing powder" what British people call laundry detergent?

Sahqon t1_iud29gs wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:27 PM

Yeah, the old version in powder form. Which doesn't get used much nowadays, what with the capsules.

Edit: but I did a direct translation, I had to specify it was the white powder/granules thing cause otherwise it would not make much sense.

TheDieselTastesFire t1_iud2y3a wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:34 PM

>robbed (in the night, nobody there)

Remember that robbery is a crime of force committed against a person. I really don't mean to be a pedant, but depending on the state maybe they got burglarized or someone broke and entered and committed theft. Also maybe someone pooped in their toilet tank. Anything is possible.

xfxmorpheus t1_iuc68vr wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:21 AM

That's what they get for eating Milky Ways tbh

venterol t1_iudfmbk wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:22 PM

Slow down, whatchu got against Milky Ways? Best candy bar IMO next to Payday.

pacificule t1_iue5yn5 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:26 PM

If your Mt Olympus of candy bars starts w Payday I'm sorry but you're not qualified to be ranking candy bars

venterol t1_iuhf9yi wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:00 AM

Sorry if peanuts give you gas but not all of us are debilitated by IBS.

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JimC29 t1_iucc2kt wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:36 AM

They broke into peoples homes

Thepowerisreal t1_iud4yn8 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:54 PM

I mean, if they were smart they wouldn't be criminals in the first place. Or they would be white collar criminals instead.

soppinglovenest t1_iuei859 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:46 PM

Good example of why you never break more than one law at a time.

[deleted] t1_iucapsm wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:18 AM