oVeteranGray t1_iuifaw0 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:56 PM

What? Come to my place I will bury you for 20 bucks and dig you out for 200.

fallingcave t1_iuihah8 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:10 PM

Listen you all can go to this guy who charges 20 bucks for some garbage hole, I charge 50 for LUXURY HOLES.

oVeteranGray t1_iuiho91 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:12 PM

In this economy?

straightouttasuburb t1_iuj7pfd wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:05 PM

I would say the 1% support this but there are too many opportunities for the 1% to be buried for free… many Redditors would be happy to start shoveling…

raijuqt t1_iuivokb wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:45 PM

Would it be a hole that was made for me?

fallingcave t1_iuj9z20 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:20 PM

It's YOUR hole made for YOU. Don't go looking for the other side tho

ieatassHarvardstyle t1_iuj9ryd wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:19 PM

Luxury holes you say?

fallingcave t1_iuja4rp wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:21 PM

They are luxurious. Glorious. Ah that's a better name for them GLORY HOLES

ieatassHarvardstyle t1_iujax6o wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:26 PM

You had my attention, you now have my interest.

Bowfinger_Intl_Pics t1_iujwaev wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:55 PM

Steady on, Tobias.

DBSTKjS t1_iujcn1h wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:38 PM

This guys charging you to be buried in a luxury hole? I'll pay you 20 to get buried on my luxury femboy holes.

fallingcave t1_iujk0o4 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:28 PM

I'll give you 20 bucks if you let me bury myself

Ancient-Builder3646 t1_iuirdm2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:17 PM

Is this including a toilet?

wingdingbeautiful t1_iuitx7w wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:33 PM

clean-up costs extra, we'll have to dig an all new hole for the next guy!

sendokun t1_iuj1e8s wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:23 PM

Does it have bluetooth

dangle321 t1_iuk27da wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:41 PM

Charging 50 for a luxury hole sounds like a different line of work.

...still interested though.

v3ritas1989 t1_iuiy9fx wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:02 PM

I think you really underestimate the amount of time and work you will need to dig a grave.

inaddition290 t1_iuj1fmh wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:23 PM

you have ample time to renegotiate once they’re under

deadpoetic333 t1_iujaaq5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:22 PM

Am I paying $20 bucks to dig my own grave?

sendokun t1_iuj1cj3 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:22 PM

What if someone only wants the first part.

I mean that’s a great deal considering the funeral cost these days.

oVeteranGray t1_iuj4s74 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:45 PM

That's called our 1 way package. And it's 10 bucks with a Groupon. Plus you get a free side of spring rolls.

sendokun t1_iuj51az wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:47 PM

Is the spring roll vegan? I also would much prefer if it is made with locally sourced organic produce by non-exploited food industry service workers. Can we make that happen?

oVeteranGray t1_iuj5bvm wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:49 PM

You need to talk to the LUXURY HOLE guy 😆

ZAGBoi t1_iuiuf95 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:37 PM

"Although customers can pay the total amount for a real burial, the company also offers an online burial for €15,000, where there is 'appropriate music, candles' and clients write a will."

🤨🤨🤨

tubbylobo t1_iuiwus5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:53 PM

I thought we hit the idiot ceiling with NFTs but this is beyond wild.

KyaRehSettingAh t1_iuixhgv wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:57 PM

Lmaooo absolute shitposting irl

HvkS7n t1_iuj5hao wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:50 PM

Maybe money laundering?

JIT77 t1_iuie9j9 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:49 PM

Nah I'm good. All the stress and mental illness makes it feel like I am 6 feet deep and lifeless already. And I dont have to spend a cent

NoNotInTheFace t1_iuixnt2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:58 PM

Gravediggers hate this one trick.

Beardsman805 t1_iuj857u wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:07 PM

Hope you can climb out soon. 💙

gerd50501 t1_iuiuzij wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:40 PM

does it have to be for yourself or can it be a "gift" for someone you dont like.

just asking the important questions.

Aggravating_Pie7747 t1_iuielor wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:52 PM

Seems cheaper to wait for your actual funeral

TaliesinMerlin t1_iuivyfg wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:47 PM

"Company offers chance to be buried in debt for €58,000."

fucktrutin t1_iuil3ps wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:35 PM

Dang. And I just bought a house...

NightFalconHTT t1_iuiwhe2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:50 PM

A.... chance? If I pay you to bury me alive, you better make damn sure I'm DEEP.

0rlan t1_iuis49u wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:21 PM

Wagner's new recruiting strategy in Russia?

VuurniacSquarewave t1_iuiwht5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:50 PM

A Dutch entrepreneur offered to do the same for €75

Nuker-79 t1_iuip6od wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:02 PM

They pay me right? 😳

_malovern_ t1_iuilko1 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:38 PM

Fuckety nope nope.

The1xide t1_iujn4rm wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:49 PM

Mushrooms are cheaper.

haveahappyday1969 t1_iujf33l wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:54 PM

€58,000 to be buried, €158,000 to be exhumed.

UKnowDaTruth t1_iuixzwq wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:00 PM

Of course it’s Russia

OP’s username is the perfect response to this article

danielv123 t1_iuiyeka wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:03 PM

You know, it doesn't help that its russian.

ATLHawksfan t1_iuj01c5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:14 PM

My pulse is elevated just thinking about this

ChinaShopBully t1_iuj01ya wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:14 PM

What do you want to bet they’ve done little to no research on how weight much it takes to cave in a cheap coffin buried six feet deep.

Breakfest-burrito t1_iuj1pvq wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:25 PM

Let's start a GoFundMe for alex Jones live burial

BuffaloWildWangs t1_iuj1xyg wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:26 PM

Wait... I'm paying them for this?

Scrubland t1_iuj2vn5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:32 PM

What is skiing in Switzerland for 1000

coarsing_batch t1_iuj4bwh wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:42 PM

I bet Buffy Summers would absolutely despise this company.

figgenhoffer t1_iuj5vfy wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:52 PM

I want to try this. I’ll bet it’s intensely unpleasant. Hooray

TheDeadlySquid t1_iuj80dr wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:07 PM

Nope. And if it’s run by Russians then double nope.

knifter t1_iujbkqt wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:31 PM

Sooo, this is what the mobilisation is called now? Putin, is that you?

xxxinternetxxx t1_iujhh74 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:10 PM

bro for a minute i thought they were paying me to get buried and was looking at flights

RoamingDrunk t1_iuji550 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:15 PM

Can we enter on someone else’s behalf?

wheresmyflan t1_iujlq7m wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:39 PM

Reminds me of an idiot abroad in Russia:

https://youtu.be/5rceKHTTGaI

Apprehensive_One8573 t1_iujn7h8 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:49 PM

What an opportunity!

TheNewCyan64 t1_iujnod1 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:53 PM

Wow, sweet!

TonyPepperoni0504 t1_iujw23o wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:53 PM

Yes… just yes

cc69 t1_iujwa07 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:55 PM

For this cost I would fly to Tibet, kill myself and let those vultures have fun.

CarlJustCarl t1_iujwex2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:56 PM

Let me get back to you on this idea

SilasX t1_iujxg34 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:04 PM

Ripoff of The Sinner season 3.

addpurplefeet t1_iuk6rwn wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:18 PM

For an additional 100k they will dig you up.

cenzala t1_iuk97fa wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:37 PM

Probably money laundering scheme

Bumm_by_Design t1_iuilp02 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:39 PM

Can't you just get a desk job?

Ds87878 t1_iuip8jz wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:02 PM

I’ll do it for 57,999. Lmk

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