Submitted by GregorSamsa67 t3_ymdbmp in nottheonion
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i-opener t1_iv3b3of wrote
>The 45-year-old had stepped out of her car in a residential area in St Gallen in northeastern Switzerland, probably in order to get something out of the boot, regional police said, according to the Swiss news agency ATS.
>But then the car, which was on a slight slope, began rolling backwards.
>The woman had attempted in vain to stop the vehicle, before falling to the ground and was run over a first time.
>The car had then rammed into another vehicle and rebounded back in the opposite direction, running over the woman a second time, police said.
>But the car then hit a sidewalk, sending it back towards the woman and running her over a third time, before finally hitting a wooden barrier and coming to a halt.
THAT is some motherfuckin' looney tunes shit! Are they rebooting Christine or something??
NorCalAthlete t1_iv3euvw wrote
Final Destination 2022
DJNickiBlake t1_iv3f3e4 wrote
Definitely Steven King-ish!
mariegriffiths t1_iv3gg0q wrote
I know a guy that was run over by hus own vehicle but just the once.
Itchy_Focus_4500 t1_iv3k8s1 wrote
🎼 Just another Manic Monday 🎶
fieryblender t1_iv3layt wrote
This has to be a world record of some kind.
UnsaidPeacock t1_iv3lk1h wrote
Triple tap
Nawnp t1_iv3qldz wrote
I wish it was Sunday.
Itchy_Focus_4500 t1_iv3qsaw wrote
‘Cause that’s my Fun-day !
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_iv3u3iz wrote
Not once, but thrice!
Rocketman7171 t1_iv40amv wrote
Try try try again!
cahog58161 t1_iv48nbp wrote
Jesus, are you okay?
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coffeefromhome t1_iv4df69 wrote
Right? What a miracle she’s alive
TaxiFare t1_iv4h51t wrote
It's like when a Loony Tunes character steps on the same rake multiple times in a row.
Gr1mmage t1_iv4h6su wrote
I mean it's a smart car, they probably picked it up and placed it down somewhere more suitable afterwards
futureformerteacher t1_iv4lph5 wrote
I've only run myself over twice with my own vehicle. And that was on different occasions.
Salarian_American t1_iv4n6wv wrote
For fun, I tried to imagine how this happened before reading the article. The best I could do was that someone fell out of their car immediately after driving over the edge of a large half-pipe.
But the actual story is actually more ridiculous.
Salarian_American t1_iv4n7sa wrote
She definitely has a case of the Mondays
jPix t1_iv4ow49 wrote
Nightmare fuel.
Lo8000 t1_iv4q8ni wrote
>>The woman
Stopped reading right there.
jrhoffa t1_iv4rhyr wrote
Wait, that's Jesus? When did he come back? And why does he have a Smart Car?
MuperSario-AU t1_iv4s5zr wrote
immibis t1_iv4usir wrote
Turns out she was also a bricklayer using a pulley to lift bricks up...
jbibanez t1_iv4vlvg wrote
Is the car ok?
StoopidHippie t1_iv534k6 wrote
My I don't have to run day
Aggressive_Ad_2210 t1_iv583x6 wrote
Or sideshow bob
Butterter t1_iv59m8i wrote
Women ☕ /s
f03nix t1_iv5ds4u wrote
Doesn't sound that smart if it runs over its owner.
tee142002 t1_iv5fo72 wrote
Can't be right. Jesus drives a Chrysler.
Arduousjourney420 t1_iv5na1c wrote
Proud misogynist or just edgy angsty teen?
yiannistheman t1_iv6350b wrote
I thought for sure the car was made by Acme and her last name is Coyote.
KentuckyFriedChildre t1_iv668ey wrote
The only thing that would seperate this from an actual onion article would be if they put "allegedly", "has claimed" etc with every single statement.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_iv6i0wt wrote
That's an awful lot of defiance of the laws of physics for one car.
CertainCertainties t1_iv6yml7 wrote
Sounds like a certain car didn't want to go to the carwash.
Kandierter_Holzapfel t1_iv6zcj6 wrote
I though he had an Accord?
Speadraser t1_iv7ux7e wrote
Lol take my upvote.
Speadraser t1_iv7v5au wrote
Jesus built my hot rod.
random_user_169 t1_iv88x0m wrote
That was such a hysterical recording, and I also. Thought of it when I read this...
seti_m t1_iv391fr wrote
I bet it happened on a Monday. Sounds like Monday luck.