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Meanderingversion t1_iw7aecx wrote
But the Universe made sure it happened either way....
Immediate-Win-4928 t1_iw422ix wrote
/r/guystuff
Maggot_God_Warframe t1_iw89jt7 wrote
Content banned, lol
HiImTheNewGuyGuy t1_iw42xcf wrote
If only a good guy with a knife had been there too.
Omegalazarus t1_iw61gnh wrote
He was there. They needed a bad guy with a knife to balance it out. it's all about balance.
Yelloms t1_iw66l5r wrote
Where are you Crocodile Dundee?
felix-felicis45 t1_iw49igw wrote
🤣
CrunchHardtack t1_iw6rbn7 wrote
Even if that is 100% true, I think I would have made up a different story, simply because I would think they wouldn't believe it.
PetoPerceptum t1_iw6ux5f wrote
And people wonder why men struggle to display affection for each other.
peensteen t1_iw8oall wrote
How many wives really DID just hit their faces on doorknobs?
Maggot_God_Warframe t1_iw89gf9 wrote
He hugged me nineteen times!
shes-so-much t1_iwekm6r wrote
something about this doesn't seem quite believable
I think it's the everything
_DarkJak_ t1_iwesiix wrote
Disrespected bro code, deserved it
P0Rt1ng4Duty t1_iw45qq8 wrote
I have had this happen to me.
My friend threw a fake punch at me in the exact same moment that I fake jabbed at him with a fork.
Did I stab his knuckles or did he punch my fork? The world may never know.