Graterof2evils t1_iwaoh3m wrote on November 14, 2022 at 5:40 AM

Reply to comment by iordseyton in Texas homeowner says 'hooker' ghosts have taken over rental property: 'They're trying to stir up business' by The_R3venant

Yeah I had a hooker ghost offer me aural for $20. I was like, awesome! So she starts in like, “I’m sucking your dick. Mmffrgg. It so big. Ggrglll. You like this don’t boooo? Ccclkknnggglll. My eyes are watering. Gagggrrglllrrkkk.” Then I’m like bitch you said you were going to give me oral! And she’s like, “Mother fucker I’m a ghost I can’t suck no dick! I said aural! A-u-r-a-l ! For an extra $5 I can get some ectoplasm on ya and you can jerk yourself off with that nasty shit but that’s the best I can do. Fuckin hooker ghost.

trafalmadorianistic t1_iwax2m2 wrote on November 14, 2022 at 7:29 AM

So.. did she slime you?

Graterof2evils t1_iwb35r5 wrote on November 14, 2022 at 8:59 AM

I didn’t have the extra $5. So I finished dry as a bone.

WirelessBCupSupport t1_iwdjr94 wrote on November 14, 2022 at 9:08 PM

At least you didn't get the ASMR ghost. She was giving me head...sounds of chewing gummy bears and smacking lips.

"Think you missed your calling on Youtube, I says"

" Youtube won't let me monetize hooking, she says".