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Unitedsquadron t1_iwofw7a wrote

"Speaking on Channel 4's documentary Confessions of an Alien Abductee, he explained, "I thought, 'They're not Mommy's hands; Mommy's hands are pink, and Mommy has thumbs. These are green and pointed and there's four of them.'

"I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain, saying, 'I am your real mother; I am your more important mother'.""

I think guy's got a few more problems than aliens...

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Bumm_by_Design t1_iwouupm wrote

His Freudian complex sounds like something out of this world...

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jjnefx t1_iwof9v4 wrote

Undoubtedly impregnated with human embryos in the rectal wall, because if you want to mass produce humans, the rectal cavity is the way to go.

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NazzDX t1_iwofhhk wrote

Seems like a pretty standard level of strangeness for a town councillor.

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GetlostMaps t1_iwp46rm wrote

People who vote for people like this should not be allowed to vote any more.

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-MotherNight- t1_iwoe51x wrote

What kind of alien are we talking here?

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fucktrutin t1_iwocc8b wrote

Jealous. Nah, maybe not.

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LuminousJaeSoul t1_iwoiav0 wrote

What's up, and politicians and weird sex. If it ain't a woman sitting on cakes, it's banging an alien.

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CowFckerReloaded t1_iwrpjl3 wrote

Sitting on cakes? What’s the story of this?

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LuminousJaeSoul t1_iwrtk0i wrote

There was a politician a few years back who was caught on camera wanting a woman to sit on top of some cakes. Apparently it's like an actual legit fetish

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