Submitted by That_Teach_9224 t3_yxlr91 in nottheonion
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Optimixto t1_iwpd9yt wrote
Somewhat unrelated, why does Musky look like he hid a brick in his mouth and he's afraid you'll notice?
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_iwsyd96 wrote
Gender affirming surgery to make his jaw look more masculine
MtPollux t1_iwph1us wrote
Pretty soon being the new ceo of Twitter will be a less desirable job than being the new drummer of Spinal Tap.
Coolhunter11 t1_iwpfkm8 wrote
Better to find a bankruptcy attorney
TheKrakIan t1_iwri6mz wrote
Devin Nunes might be available.
avwie t1_iwq5383 wrote
When he is bored with his new toy
Right-Huckleberry574 t1_iwpvx3m wrote
Where do I sign up?
beinghooman t1_iwq7uuh wrote
On how to inflate your share price so you can sell it!!
AlexRenquist t1_iwpa9ns wrote
"Hey, do you wanna run my fucked company?"