Submitted by armsinsurance t3_yzgeuq in nottheonion
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Socialist_Nerd t1_iwzsroc wrote
Based
boysetsfire1988 t1_iwzwe5d wrote
Go sinkhole!
DisconnectedDays t1_iwzwqv5 wrote
Someone really meant it when they told the cops to go to hell
SlicerStopSlicing t1_iwzydrp wrote
Satan wants his demons back.
tinyNorman t1_ix0059s wrote
Mmmm! Tasty! says the sinkhole.
TravelinDan88 t1_ix00lsp wrote
jordantask t1_ix07wgp wrote
Let’s see where this rabbit hole goes!
Zen_Diesel t1_ix07ym7 wrote
Came here to say exactly this! Hear here.
WitchsGardenCrafts t1_ix0fomd wrote
#teamsinkhole
[deleted] t1_ix0lei2 wrote
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CorpFillip t1_ix0sim2 wrote
Hinton was recently in the news; anyone recall?
TheUltraDinoboy t1_ix0ukmi wrote
How is this oniony?
pinprick420 t1_ix0ycur wrote
Problem solved...?
coolluck33 t1_ix0yyom wrote
Karma can be a bitch
The_Alkemizt t1_ix0znhv wrote
Good for the sinkhole
FeistyAgency9994 t1_ix14ay8 wrote
In the immortal words of NWA
"Fuck the police comin straight from the underground"
WilliamLPoggins t1_ix18hj8 wrote
Now this should be in /upliftingnews.
conqu3r t1_ix1913d wrote
Resisting
micmac274 t1_ix1b5i7 wrote
Obviously they've annoyed a witch.
WonOneJuan t1_ix1d2az wrote
I like the cut of your jib
chubberbrother t1_ix1dhmb wrote
If a hurricane means God hates gays, what's a sinkhole mean?
dmtandcrumpets t1_ix1djwf wrote
and nothing of value will likely be lost.
MoobooMagoo t1_ix1efns wrote
Statistically it must mean God hates wife beaters, but I doubt the church will see it that way.
Chad-Lee-Fuckboy t1_ix1i7aw wrote
It's all black down there of course they shot at it!!!
MonkeysWedding t1_ix1kg9e wrote
And nothing of any consequence will be lost.
GalapagosStomper t1_ix1ndhe wrote
Who ya gonna call? Ghost busters!
bigbangbilly t1_ix1pin7 wrote
When you shoot into the Abyss the Abyss shoots back somehow
MayOrMayNotBePie t1_ix1qanr wrote
This is just a regular news article. How would it belong on The Onion?
Retrogamer34 t1_ix1so3w wrote
And god speaketh
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tehM0nster t1_ix1vdgu wrote
I always thought West Virginia was more supportive of law enforcement.
digitdaemon t1_ix1zq30 wrote
It's called ricochet.
metametapraxis t1_ix21quq wrote
And nothing of value was lost.
Independent_Ad_2073 t1_ix22v43 wrote
Yes, please.
andrewavax t1_ix23e4e wrote
Seems fair!
Undying4n42k1 t1_ix2be8x wrote
It was just hot air.
Crooked_Cock t1_ix2j0gk wrote
Good, let it
Gorditanto t1_ix2j0ii wrote
Came here to say this 👏🏽🤟🏾
AncientBellybutton t1_ix4ldjs wrote
Just tell the sinkhole that they have Qualified Immunity and are therefore immune from real-world consequences!
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rounder55 t1_ix70rj1 wrote
If you put your ear close to the sinkhole you'll hear it the sinkh telling the department to stop resisting
CrinchNflinch t1_iwzqrv3 wrote
Take me whole
country road...