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NameCantFi t1_ix2d5qw wrote
"My name is Stan Smith, CIA. Your actions have jeopardized national security"
MangoSea323 t1_ix2j60x wrote
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LitheLilyy t1_ix1tpdr wrote
I'd say points for originality but he was pretending to be a safety inspector not a spy as I first assumed.
sinjinerd t1_ix2enh0 wrote
This is so sad for his son.
Drag0nmyth t1_ix22j4h wrote
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number
And taken away your name
1337ingDisorder t1_ix433g6 wrote
"It's super-duper top secret, but I can totally tell this entry-level amusement park employee about my involvement..."
Inconceivable-2020 t1_ix4grc7 wrote
US Government says it can neither confirm nor deny that he is a secret agent.
Silly_Confidence7890 OP t1_ix4jlaz wrote
>!But can confirm he needs a refund in special IRS Walmart Gift Cards.!<
Garbonkulous t1_ix3v81c wrote
Sounds like he's on Delta Green's budget.
Blue-Gose t1_ix5s1om wrote
Agent Orange?
surfmaster t1_ix1xj9q wrote
That's a business expense my dude, get it reimbursed from your employer, not the company you paid.