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gingerisla t1_ix3k9qo wrote

Reply to comment by DragonGarlicBreath in Man gets jail for joining Capitol riot after Tinder date by YouMeWeSee

The article makes it sound as if storming the Capitol was their date.

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Mds_02 t1_ix3t3nf wrote

“Your Honor, I was just there to touch boob.”

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RandoCommentGuy t1_ix42y2d wrote

I was hoping he swiped right, she responded "Wanna bang on Pelosi's Desk???" And he drove right over.

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DragonGarlicBreath t1_ix3mxdq wrote

Or it was a racializing hook up. Not sure if that implies amazing sex or really bad sex.

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Mds_02 t1_ix5in29 wrote

Imagine sex so bad you need to overthrow an entire government afterwards.

Still better than my ex.

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j4ckbauer t1_ix5cse6 wrote

I agree and I think this should continue to be pointed out.

It's funny there are some people on reddit who would admonish you for Not expecting 99% of headlines to be pure uncut clickbait.

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