Submitted by Finklemaier t3_z04n4c in nottheonion
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Bumm_by_Design t1_ix5o68e wrote
Some folks get real scared when they have to go to the dentist.
LingonberrySpecial91 t1_ix4l7qb wrote
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry bomb!
tophat212 t1_ix3icjz wrote
I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't have had that Frito Pie at the Gas Station.
astar48 t1_ix9ld3x wrote
I have a conspiracy theory for this dental office has Florine. Florine gets dumped in toilet Florida is a poison...and if you drop it in a toilet it will explode soldium would also be associated with dentists. Same thing.
So this in a city that poisoned their people with Florine and it accumulated at the dental office there. Beware. Soon other toilets will be blowing up. Near you
And my spell checker kept changing Florine to Florida. Google is telling us that all of Florida is going to explode in a great shit storm cause by a combination of chemicals in the tubes.
This is part of the trump attack on the government there. He is probably take big dumps there too.
Q E. Dump
Please vote this way down or the terrorist will see it.
DragonGarlicBreath t1_ix3psw8 wrote
> Kelly said that there could have been some lightning that wasn’t detected by the radar.
I think that they use radio signals that the lightning emits. As far as I know, it's pretty reliable as long as you have coverage in the area and I imagine Texas did. Plus, there's space-based monitoring. Basically, the theory is coming up empty.
pickleer t1_ix53t08 wrote
Yeah, sounds more like lightning if it melted the ceramic!
AND, that's the last damn thing I would need to see after having a hard-hatted construction crew rooting and buzzing around in my mouth!
restore_democracy t1_ix3kk9y wrote
Taco Bell next door may be a clue.
Laliese t1_ix3l5ef wrote
Next time I'll pass on the 3rd jalapeno bacon chilli cheese dog...
Tbplayer59 t1_ix3lfzj wrote
Now I want to know about the ceiling vent.
DaveOJ12 t1_ix3q7k8 wrote
No Lethal Weapon jokes?
Disastrous-Purpose-8 t1_ix3i72e wrote
I call bullshit. One of them ladies took a power dump and blew that toilet up. Acting all coy like it’s a mystery what happened.