Submitted by Finklemaier t3_z04n4c in nottheonion
astar48 t1_ix9ld3x wrote
Reply to comment by tophat212 in Mystery of exploding toilet at south Austin dental office by Finklemaier
I have a conspiracy theory for this dental office has Florine. Florine gets dumped in toilet Florida is a poison...and if you drop it in a toilet it will explode soldium would also be associated with dentists. Same thing.
So this in a city that poisoned their people with Florine and it accumulated at the dental office there. Beware. Soon other toilets will be blowing up. Near you
And my spell checker kept changing Florine to Florida. Google is telling us that all of Florida is going to explode in a great shit storm cause by a combination of chemicals in the tubes.
This is part of the trump attack on the government there. He is probably take big dumps there too.
Q E. Dump
Please vote this way down or the terrorist will see it.
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