DanteSeldon t1_ix3skmg wrote
Anyone got Charlie Sheen's number?
mmrrbbee t1_ix4puww wrote
I’m sure he already knows his order will be late
Willinton06 t1_ix4ygla wrote
He’s got his own private line this coke is for the peasants
zsero1138 t1_ix4zts9 wrote
no, he already snorted his private line
murdercitymrk t1_ix5rud6 wrote
*many, many private lines
lelaena t1_ix6adj8 wrote
Already prepared and lined up like one of them pill sorters
Dzharek t1_ix7dut6 wrote
It's not his order, he send his surplus to Europe to have more cash for cocaine.
wolfiepraetor t1_ix5lee8 wrote
They studied charlie sheen. Scientists determined he did enough cocaine to kill Two and a half men
America_the_Horrific t1_ix5ye9l wrote
Lovitz wants his roast back
somegurl408 t1_ix5tgci wrote
Winning!
civil_misanthrope t1_ix63nro wrote
He wins here and he wins there
echobox_rex t1_ix6ej3p wrote
He's got tiger blood!
its_justme t1_ix5pmn9 wrote
2 and a half brain cell joke
writerintheory1382 t1_ix5hd8f wrote
No but I got Don Trump Jr.’s number….
Rovdjur1 t1_ix76ffd wrote
You mean hunter biden right?
BrahjonRondbro t1_ix85li8 wrote
Who?
jojodolphin t1_ix6fgj5 wrote
"But when the world needed him most, he vanished."
deadsoulinside t1_ix5ju40 wrote
I volunteer as Tribute
Dr_Edge_ATX t1_ix6ua05 wrote
Suicide Squad team of Charlie Sheen, Tim Allen, Stephen King, Andy Dick, and Demi Lovato. Crisis over in a few hours.
[deleted] t1_ix7zulb wrote
Stephen king really ?
Dr_Edge_ATX t1_ix8m75s wrote
He directed a whole movie so coked up he doesn't even remember making it.
[deleted] t1_ixdrva1 wrote
Lol nice
[deleted] t1_ix7zr6d wrote
I can help with getting rid of it har har har
structee t1_ix5rygx wrote
I was going to suggest Lil Wayne
IsThataSexToy t1_ix60bz3 wrote
Oh-kaaaaaay!!!
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