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Staticoli t1_ix501fs wrote

My incinerator is 100% eco-friendly with absolutely no toxic emissions. Give me the contract!

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farlos75 t1_ix5ff27 wrote

'No toxic emmissions' except the shite that'll be coming out of your mouth after the first gram!

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V12Jaguar t1_ix50sm3 wrote

Did I mention we're eco-friendly too and our service is now 100% FREE!

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lucidrage t1_ix6kc9z wrote

In fact, we'll pay you $1/gram for letting us incinerate for you!

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its_justme t1_ix5ptmr wrote

I’ve been to your house on burrito night. Not too sure on the toxic emissions

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