Submitted by Aggravating_Pie7747 t3_z0f07z in nottheonion
GetlostMaps t1_ix5if0m wrote
Reply to comment by SevroAuShitTalker in Humans could be living on the moon in the next 10 years, Nasa says by Aggravating_Pie7747
Some people, inexplicably, like cruise ships. I'm sure they can find someone who wants to live in a tin can in the dark.
Ray_Pingeau t1_ix5xvmn wrote
A tin can in the dark wouldn’t alter my life that much
GetlostMaps t1_ix613uq wrote
Who told you you could leave the basement, Ray?
Ray_Pingeau t1_ix61gzw wrote
The bucket was full
GetlostMaps t1_ix6uf98 wrote
Just empty it into the drinking bucket and start over.
ActivityEquivalent69 t1_ix68761 wrote
I would be okay with it, but I lack any other qualifications for space travel.
GetlostMaps t1_ix6u061 wrote
All you really need to do is to fit in the cannon.
SevroAuShitTalker t1_ix5v8d3 wrote
At least on a cruise you can go outside and enjoy the air and sun
GetlostMaps t1_ix616km wrote
They got sun on the moon. Air, not so much.
SevroAuShitTalker t1_ix61uae wrote
Yeah, but the sun you get on the moon isn't enjoyable, just gonna help you get cancer faster
YuanBaoTW t1_ix6ekca wrote
You'll come to see that as a feature, not a bug once you realize that living on the moon isn't all it's cracked up to be.
GetlostMaps t1_ix6uc56 wrote
I live in Australia. We already have the highest skin cancer rates in the world.
Sure, some of that is because the weather is too good.
Or it could be all the moon rock in my back yard.
max122345677 t1_ix7afa4 wrote
More because of the hole in the ozon layer over Australia.
GetlostMaps t1_ix7bb78 wrote
Definitely the moon rocks.
Also we wear short sleeves 10 months year, or 12 months any further north than half way.
weirdlybeardy t1_ix7j51g wrote
Hahaha so true.
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