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BasedWinduXII t1_ixbxap6 wrote

SOMEBODY SNUCK IN A PICTURE OF JOHNNY SINS 😂😂😂😂

That man will live forever and it’s oddly enough not gonna be for the damn porn lmao

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Nazamroth t1_ixcmjxc wrote

Well yeah, man is a legend. Doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher. Is there anything he hasn't done?

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jdcodring t1_ixcsbrf wrote

Be a master Jedi?

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Matt463789 t1_ixd6fu4 wrote

He's on the council, but was not granted the rank of master.

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czs5056 t1_ixd9q3g wrote

That's outrageous! How can you be on the council and NOT be a master!?

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Matt463789 t1_ixd9vye wrote

It's not a story that a Jedi would tell you

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Painting_Agency t1_ixdfyxw wrote

No, because it makes them look like a bunch of telekinetic bellends.

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WarLawck t1_ixg5cv2 wrote

Should've played Lex Luthor in the DCEU. I dont care what anybody says

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lucky_ducker t1_ixcdfy4 wrote

"Let's ask for user-submitted content!!! What could go wrong?!??!?"

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jayfeather31 t1_ixc39nu wrote

They later went on to lose 40-3. Make of that what you will.

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_Weyland_ t1_ixc4yww wrote

They got fucked. Solidarity.

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coleslawww307 t1_ixcu9n0 wrote

That made me think- isn’t it funny that people say “get fucked” and “suck my dick” as insults but also want people to do that for real? Seems weird

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TricksterWolf t1_ixern8l wrote

Most of the people who say that with very high frequency also use "gay" as an insult and even graphically describe male-male sex while doing so, but I'm sure there isn't some weird reason related to human psychology and repressed feelings or anything

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blackvr t1_ixck82n wrote

Minnesota native and recovering Vikings fan here. The Vikings are an absolute joke and this loss just makes it that much better. Apparently the national coverage dropped the game halfway through the third quarter and broadcast a better one.

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danxmanly t1_ixcqkx7 wrote

Yep... They pulled out and and caught the end of another.

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bostondana2 t1_ixe5oya wrote

Thank God. I did not want to see that finale...

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Yeodler t1_ixfg2u3 wrote

That's the bitch of it!!! I paid for it i wanna see it. Every agonizing skull crushing minute. What is this masochist you talk about I am?!?

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Frowdo t1_ixdfsri wrote

Thank God they switched to a last place team vs division rival score 12 pts.

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Seattle2Boston t1_ixbrs2g wrote

Vikings just wanted to say “spank you for your service.”

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Archeign t1_ixdbble wrote

As a veteran, even I have to salute Mr. Sins.

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Justarandom_Joe t1_ixcle1k wrote

NFL team attempts ongoing pandering grift, but accidentally tells the truth about its meme-worthy “charitable” work.

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MrAcurite t1_ixcs459 wrote

Half of all vet stuff is just a roundabout approach to military recruiting. The other half is jerking off politically. To within error, nothing's about actually helping the veterans themselves.

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Yung_Jose_Space t1_ixdlzg1 wrote

Also honestly, the vets I know would unironically have saluted this and definitely known who the man on the tweet was.

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Justarandom_Joe t1_ixe6uea wrote

As a vet, it’s pretty plain to all but the most dangerously stupid among us.

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hottlumpiaz t1_ixdcy7h wrote

a soldier, a doctor, an astronaut, a repairman, a teacher. Johnny sins wears many hats. just never a jimmy hat

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thirdelevator t1_ixd812p wrote

How dare this article imply that this soldier/astronaut/cop/teacher HERO does not deserve to be honored at a football game?

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theflyingscroll t1_ixdd0lk wrote

His military member goes to war every day for his country 🫡

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Scorpnite t1_ixd9ma7 wrote

No mistakes were made, us military members appreciate showing respect to a true hero

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UsualAnybody1807 t1_ixcb3sh wrote

What a surprise, Twitter was involved.

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Midwake t1_ixcpgl8 wrote

I saw this on Twitter and scoured the comments to figure what the joke was. Never did find it.

Bravo though. Cuhlassic meme prank at such a high level.

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skoltroll t1_ixdar1b wrote

Twitter as a source for content?

Good job, Vikes.

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foxtrot_echo22 t1_ixe7ry8 wrote

Same thing happened at ole miss when they did a salute to healthcare heroes at the beginning of the pandemic. They even had thousands of cups made with his picture on them and had to cancel the whole thing when they found out. 😂

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gheiminfantry t1_ixcr3fg wrote

Come on. It's the Vikings. They're not that hard to troll, even on their best day.

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aSadArtist t1_ixchxtt wrote

The comment section of that article is fucking gold.

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Bacedorn t1_ixdh4k5 wrote

They’re angry boomers who spend their lives on Fox News I’m not surprised digging at ihlan Omar or jill Biden is all they have as far as humor.

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cheesefromagequeso t1_ixf410q wrote

It was worth looking at solely for:

>I never heard of whoever it was, but I don't know 75% of the "celebrities" featured on Fox News. Film star to me means Audrey Hepburn or Kirk Douglas.

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sexybimbogf t1_ixfbnhc wrote

Ilhan Omar shouldn't have invented porn then smh my head

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FreddanGeddan t1_ixd83sg wrote

What's next? Are they gonna trade for Porn Star Jimmy?

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yiannistheman t1_ixd9n69 wrote

The huge part's a given - is he at least a Vikings fan?

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Dodgerballs t1_ixdi4t6 wrote

Thank you for your cervix is the best comment I saw on the Twitter post.

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ImARetPaladinBaby t1_ixdqx0w wrote

„Let’s give people unmonitored abilities to submit a photo that will be displayed to the public. What could go wrong?“

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fourfourzero t1_ixdy9p2 wrote

This is so Minnesota it's ridiculous.

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Rad_Dad6969 t1_ixe1aib wrote

Your telling me Johnny Sins real name is Steve Wolfe!!?

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dv666 t1_ixcyexu wrote

Aim high. Porn force.

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carndees t1_ixd9zeu wrote

Bit of a cock up eh.

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Humanwaste95 t1_ixdcdwa wrote

Vikings got fucker harder in that game than any other porn actress

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cbk101 t1_ixdcyu2 wrote

Very cool

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zaraxia101 t1_ixduxb7 wrote

The man with all the jobs!

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CrazedClown101 t1_ixe7ium wrote

Viking lost 40-3 as well, talk about adding oil to the fire.

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jhoratio t1_ixegj6o wrote

Porn stars can’t serve in the military?

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RagingHeretic t1_ixf0yhr wrote

A woman at my base did porn prior to joining. When dudes found out they started harassing her relentlessly and a base-wide notice from the commander was sent out saying there would be UCMJ discipline for anyone who bothered her again...likely not so much out of concern for her safety, since the military doesn't care about that, but the potential bad press.

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NJJo t1_ixes2md wrote

Classic 10/10

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Razir17 t1_ixfek2e wrote

Not the “Skol Salute” 😂 they really are pandering to the reddest of necks now.

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carvedmuss8 t1_ixde07z wrote

Accidentally??? Fox reports this as "accidentally" suuuuuure lol

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olambeseder t1_ixf67ry wrote

Not me thinking actual, time-travelling vikings and not American cultural wankers :( disappointed

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sexybimbogf t1_ixfbjdy wrote

at least porn stars do some good in the world

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SeeYaLaterTater t1_ixfrzhc wrote

Kinda think it’s funny this is being reported by fox news

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Hertje73 t1_ixehx9d wrote

Those are not real vikings

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