astrologer - if you let this snake bite you'- your future holds a quiet contemplation.

Astrologer speaks with forked tongue: mans tongue gets forked up badly.

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And people say astrology is just harmless nonsense...

Well,to be fair, this man is going to "harm-less" by having limited opportunity to spread this astrology bullshit now that his tongue is gone

I have a schizophrenic friend who works as a psychic in a call center. Lol

It throws me into a unique kind of rage that just as people identifying as religious is waning, this sort of stuff is growing popular. It's like diet religion, none of the rules but still all of the excuses for your shitty behavior.

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