Submitted by Supersmashbrosfan t3_z93629 in nottheonion
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seeingeyegod t1_iyessbh wrote
I just sat on one of my balls
nexusgmail t1_iyeu10a wrote
Nothing could be more manly than this.
hhhhqqqqq1209 t1_iyet3gm wrote
I don’t think he actually knows what those words mean
RSwordsman t1_iyetz07 wrote
That's a good point too. A lot of what he talks about may be machismo, but not exactly toxic if it's not hurting anyone lol.
Supersmashbrosfan OP t1_iyevyqz wrote
Probably.
Charming_Job_2392 t1_iyetxko wrote
Kirk was never the brightest member of the band, TBH
Narrator_Ron_Howard t1_iyf1otp wrote
Wah wah wah!
Coachy-coach t1_iyf2cwn wrote
That joke struck a chord
PeachDream1 t1_iyeyfsk wrote
Metallica fans only really listen to comments made by Hetfield anyway
HeartyBeast t1_iyevgyb wrote
Driven by toxic masculinity? “Yeh, we never visit the doctor, and would prefer to Jill ourselves than ask for help”
Ok_Discipline_5026 t1_iyeyixd wrote
Weak band. Megadeth please.
kenlasalle t1_iyeqke1 wrote
Never a fan of the band but definitely a fan of a man who speaks truth!
Supersmashbrosfan OP t1_iyesizo wrote
Ah yes, Metallica, a band so toxic in their masculinity that they covered a song with gay lyrics for Garage Inc. Also, there’s this: http://cdn.ustatik.com/article/news/0/37820_8_ver1447779728.jpg
RSwordsman t1_iyeru8i wrote
Looking forward to their upcoming collab with Enya.