Submitted by Exastiken t3_zaucyw in nottheonion
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hide_your_diamonds_ t1_iys3b01 wrote
Followed quickly by “I have the worst fucking attorneys”
AshuraBaron t1_iyshbdg wrote
I figured it would be followed with "NO TOUCHING!"
Sk-yline1 t1_iypis4i wrote
South Africa’s: “Have a President without a major corruption scandal” Challenge is in its 20th year of failure
flodge123 t1_iyrowzt wrote
If the president doesn't have a major corruption scandal, everybody forgets them. Ask Motlanthe.
OneSidedDice t1_iyo24ex wrote
He’s not just rich, he’s Sofa King Rich!
CuteParking5396 t1_iysgv0r wrote
r/angryupvote
chinacat2002 t1_iynq2ud wrote
Should have stuffed his sofas with green stones, like Elon.
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rickety_james t1_iyovx7g wrote
Is this guy who filled his pools with drinking water when Cape Town and other cities literally ran out of water?
gladamirflint t1_iypi7ct wrote
Don’t worry, that was actually him being gracious enough to donate his swimming pools as storage facilities for water. Everyone should be thanking him.
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Unperfectblue t1_iyo8o3k wrote
Disney like mobster shit right there, next time he will do money laundering in his laundry machine like in Loaded Weapon.
1selfharm t1_iynr6q1 wrote
At last a Richie Rich fan.
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TaiDavis t1_iynt7h0 wrote
Right, should put that shit under the mattress
Helstar_RS t1_iyote8d wrote
Reminds me of that scene from 25th hour. Shiiiiet.
Lookinbad t1_iypsqjg wrote
Honest maids are hard to find.
Larry_Phischman t1_iyq29se wrote
Amateur. You’re supposed to take checks from private corporations.
chrisofaust t1_iyq7opq wrote
Possibly cheaper to fill it with Rand rather than kapok.
CL0SeY t1_iyqbg1u wrote
Setting himself up for a comfortable retirement
whyworka t1_iyrbzl1 wrote
Well, where else you gonna put it !
Richvideo t1_iyq531x wrote
Wakanda Forever
AshuraBaron t1_iyo10js wrote
All I imagine is someone burning the couches and George Bluth yelling "There was $250,00 in those couches! I told you! There's always money in the couches!"