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snausagesinablanket t1_iypa4ji wrote

>He was ashamed to say that he was blackout drunk.
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>He was so blackout drunk that he has forgotten being blackout drunk.
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>Someone slipped him a roofie.
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>He was doing something else that was really risky (like climbing over the railing) or that he might see as shameful (like trying to commit suicide), so he chose to lie.

He was wanking and fell in when he lost his balance.

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Heliolord t1_iysjh4f wrote

Wanking while balancing on a guardrail is the ultimate danger wank.

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