Submitted by arctic_fox05 t3_zd46dt in nottheonion
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emmasdad01 t1_iyzogcf wrote
I bet he seemed very knowledgeable about the product
Fake_William_Shatner t1_iyztzml wrote
Hey, it was just a test drive that went too far.
Dr-P-Ossoff t1_iz30mae wrote
Actually this is the theme of an old depressing Swedish movie where the thieves murder the fair maiden and sell her dress to the father. He puts away his sword and says “bring me my slaughtering knife.”
Fake_William_Shatner t1_iyztvsy wrote
I’m holding out for the most meta story of stupid criminals; “FBI uses DNA evidence to determine who stole their Sequencer after repurchasing it for the second time. Someone working in law enforcement who has botched a lot of cases suspected. Evidence was here a second ago adds director Bob Malfoy.”
EDIT: What little twit is downvoting this rock solid meta humor comment? Shakespeare could never have gotten his start on r/writingprompts with this crowd.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_iyzu50c wrote
Was it Craigslist? Because I imagine it was Craigslist.
Besides, how many Triumph enthusiasts are left?
ItDoesntMatter59 t1_iz04rws wrote
They are still in production!
Fake_William_Shatner t1_iz13gs6 wrote
Wow, this is hard news. I'm sorry for all the people taking that hit to their self respect to be riding a Triumph.
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/jk
ramriot t1_iyzwb6x wrote
r/savedyouaclick "tried to sell"