I bet he seemed very knowledgeable about the product

I’m holding out for the most meta story of stupid criminals; “FBI uses DNA evidence to determine who stole their Sequencer after repurchasing it for the second time. Someone working in law enforcement who has botched a lot of cases suspected. Evidence was here a second ago adds director Bob Malfoy.”

EDIT: What little twit is downvoting this rock solid meta humor comment? Shakespeare could never have gotten his start on r/writingprompts with this crowd.

Hey, it was just a test drive that went too far.

Was it Craigslist? Because I imagine it was Craigslist.

Besides, how many Triumph enthusiasts are left?

r/savedyouaclick "tried to sell"

They are still in production!

Wow, this is hard news. I'm sorry for all the people taking that hit to their self respect to be riding a Triumph.

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/jk

Actually this is the theme of an old depressing Swedish movie where the thieves murder the fair maiden and sell her dress to the father. He puts away his sword and says “bring me my slaughtering knife.”