Submitted by chalhatbhosdike t3_zd6gib in nottheonion
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Ainell t1_iyzy0xd wrote
Sounds like the plot to a porno.
number1shitcock t1_iz1cj7i wrote
Lewdo
WateringTheStreet t1_iz04qan wrote
Plot twist - it is a porno
anevilsnail22 t1_iz1rlda wrote
I assume every person involved in this story sounds like they're acting in a porno in their everyday lives.
hatersaurusrex t1_iyzzzml wrote
So she moved in with their Landlord and told her husband all the money was gone because of a Ludo game?
They were playing something alright but it sure as shit wasn't Ludo
menlindorn t1_iz014x9 wrote
I suspect she's just banging the landlord and this has nothing really to do with ludo
Stepawayfrmthkyboard t1_iz359kr wrote
It's because he doesn't own a cluedo
Crooked_Cock t1_iz5dibx wrote
Babe wake up, new porno plot just dropped
Puzzleheaded_Pay2466 t1_iz1kdap wrote
No no honey, I'm not cheating on you, I've... lost a bet.
3pbc t1_iz0302u wrote
"allegedly spent all the money he spent home on gambling" - this is the type of editing I expect in 2022
backseatlogic t1_iz01q1s wrote
Ah… Uttar Pradesh. The Florida of India (but without the beaches)
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arcumnequi t1_iz0dwo3 wrote
It's more like the US of india.
3Suze t1_iz024yr wrote
Isn't this Parcheesi?
insideoutcognito t1_iz04e9b wrote
Basically, yes. There are minor differences. Both derive from the Indian game Parchisi.
Taresta t1_iz0vfm0 wrote
And people say Mahabharata was fake!
Rogue_elefant t1_iz01rzn wrote
All the doubters never played Ludo smh
immacomputah t1_iz0q48n wrote
Smell bad!
HereForGames t1_iz2k84s wrote
Call the rocks.
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namedjughead t1_iz16fqp wrote
Bitch sold her soul for some Parcheesi
BigOmet t1_iz004w3 wrote
After she lost the game, she started living with their home owner, the husband reportedly said.
"I tried to make her leave him, but she is not ready to do it,” the husband was quoted as saying.
Dude, she was having an affair.