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GetlostMaps t1_izqb0a2 wrote

Common problem with this statue. It's so common that if you call 911 to report something which fits they will double check.

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g-rid t1_izrsesh wrote

dude thats solid metal, I get how you can be fooled by the Woman mannequin in this post, but a metal sculpture?

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blindeyewall t1_izrtcib wrote

I remember a story I read once about the cops being called by a couple of people who thought they saw a baby in a dumpster. When the cops got there and dug it out it turned out to be a burrito.

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hibbitydibbitytwo t1_izrujwz wrote

Now we are getting to quality burrito size.

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usernamewhat722 t1_iztu45u wrote

The only problem with burritos that size is those idiots at Chipotle not warning me when I'm approaching maximum tortilla capacity, and so half of the toppings fall out.

ffs man, I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldnt fit. I wouldn't have gotten half of it.

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lilgem369 t1_izutp7j wrote

Just pour a little in the box and enjoy with a fork later

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AFutureForTheForest t1_izrvqu8 wrote

Have you seen how homeless people are treated? Those callers aren't getting close.

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fixurmind92 t1_izu1b10 wrote

how do homeless people treat others and what respect do they appear to have for the cities and communities which they infest with their drugs, diseases, and tents?

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lizzygirl4u t1_izutasx wrote

Why are tents an issue? Where do you want them to go and where should they be sleeping if not in a tent?

And what exactly should they do if they have diseases? Should they just die? I don't get it.

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Moneia t1_izryl95 wrote

Lights not good, don't want to go near a homeless person because 'reasons', I can totally see it

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Levitlame t1_izsze9c wrote

Maybe if it snowed a bit and it’s night?

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GetlostMaps t1_iztam2b wrote

Covered in snow, driving past?

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g-rid t1_iztufs9 wrote

would you then call 911?

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GetlostMaps t1_iztx51o wrote

People do, so frequently they had to institute a special rule for it.

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thetonestarr t1_izu4mh3 wrote

Usually because it's snowed and under the snow cover it looks like a dead body

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