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Warped_Avenger t1_j035qr1 wrote

That ship? All cocaine.

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mypantsareonmyhead t1_j03ky4e wrote

Step 1. The ship gets put into acetone and dissolves into pure cocaine.

Step 2. ????

Step 3. Profit

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JustWill_HD t1_j06gcck wrote

Unlike underpants, step 2 of cocaine business has been defined for a while now

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jordantask t1_j06bt05 wrote

See that trail of sea life following it?

They’re all high as fuck.

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SnowProkt22 t1_j03cwkc wrote

What else is there to do in Rotterdam? I need a cover story for my upcoming vacation.

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Slartibartfasts_dog t1_j03e1ri wrote

All jokes aside, there's a great pinball museum where you can play all the machines

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portuga1 t1_j03foz1 wrote

…while high on coke

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memus_dankus t1_j04moqp wrote

Rotterdam has pretty great nightlife.

Oh wait

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SnowProkt22 t1_j04u17l wrote

I would imagine any place would have a bangin nightlife if it was drowning in cocaine.

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mano_lito t1_j049wd4 wrote

nothing, at all. nothing.

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allintowin1515 t1_j06z7zt wrote

I mean red light district there is pretty dope I hear makes sense they need plenty of yak

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P0L1Z1STENS0HN t1_j03g1u4 wrote

Just a few weeks ago, it was Antwerp, now Rotterdam. What's the issue? Did customs get so much better at finding the stuff, or is it because EU's land border to Russia has lost so much truck traffic that they have to move more through the remaining routes?

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Banana42 t1_j04hjsc wrote

The Netherlands has some of Europes largest ports to begin with, trade goods aren't really inspected between countries once they get into the European market, and the Dutch are traditionally laissez-faire free traders who don't care much about what gets shipped as long as it goes through their ports

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SaintBrutus t1_j038gst wrote

And me without a straw. Typical.

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Cacti-make-bad-dildo t1_j039yka wrote

Dude i live close by to that city, it blows. People are all strung out, it's all work work work! Gets up yer nose.

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Sputnik9999 t1_j03ex9p wrote

I'm available to assist with cleaning up this massive cocaine problem. DM me.

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Batracho t1_j04ze99 wrote

A real hero here! Thank you for your service!

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Galbracj t1_j04fen9 wrote

Brought to you by the Rotterdam Department of Tourism and Rotterdam Chamber of Commerce

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AmidFuror t1_j03ufmn wrote

Look who's trying to draw tourists away from Amsterdam....

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my_solution_is_me t1_j0461hk wrote

All those limp dicks in Rotterdam right now. Maybe we will see a dip in the birthrate.

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total_alk t1_j07oasl wrote

Cocaine makes your dick go limp? Genuinely asking.

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my_solution_is_me t1_j08z2nj wrote

Oh yeah. It can get it up to a rageing boner with the correct small dose but not too many people can manage that. Too much cocaine = limp dick. The irony of it is not lost since it seems to make people horney too.

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ynazuma t1_j04417d wrote

Sounds like a lovely place to spend New Years

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DeepTh0tt t1_j04b6mx wrote

The fact they've been fighting it for decades unsuccessfully should tell everyone it's time to legalize and regulate it and use the tax dollars to fund addiction support.

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reddittheguy t1_j04zp8f wrote

Off my face don't know where I am.

'Cause I got my drugs from Rotterdam.

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Somnambulist815 t1_j03u6qz wrote

oh no! where? which port is it, so I can avoid it? which one?

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2ndtryagain t1_j042pc9 wrote

Another downside of Brexit? Have the dealers decided to move out of London?

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m0le t1_j05lv93 wrote

Astonishingly, no, this one isn't Brexit related. The Netherlands has always been a smuggling hub.

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Exile688 t1_j04nst0 wrote

UK isn't checking a lot of the stuff coming in due to the fact they don't want to pay people to do it. Organized crime is probably avoiding the UK local competition because you don't even have to be organized to get shit past the UK border.

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Pfarpfignuten t1_j0475i1 wrote

I mean, if anything, it's suffocating

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roadhammer2 t1_j048bjw wrote

And me without my pool noodle

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Alertox t1_j04gc6l wrote

But what a way to go…

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FigureItOut_____ t1_j053pc6 wrote

Well jeeze fellas we ought to do something to help

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Snupzilla t1_j046pzl wrote

Beats drowning in water.

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sharksnut t1_j04xtgl wrote

Upside: keeps barnacles off the hull

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Realistic_Comedian_6 t1_j053ozf wrote

In what way is this onion-y? This just seems like regular news

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necromundus t1_j05v56w wrote

>drowning in cocaine

helluva way to go

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alegonz t1_j06w6l7 wrote

Don't forget this fact
You can't get it back

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bdigital4 t1_j06wmtf wrote

✈️ 🚂 🏃🏻‍♂️ be right there

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Veraciraptor7 t1_j079rn1 wrote

So it's basically just a big port? And everyone there is high as a Giraffe's nuts on coke? Sounds realistic.

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carpediem6792 t1_j07his7 wrote

Soon, coke will get so cheap... dealers will start cutting their fentanyl with it.

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DuelaDent52 t1_j0ef5b9 wrote

Yeesh, why is cocaine running so rampant recently?

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sumelar t1_j05lo6j wrote

Zazz Blammymatazz will take care of it.

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