Submitted by KrazyKev03 t3_zlk28p in nottheonion
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the_amberdrake t1_j05rt7s wrote
I live in Calgary, and yup we got some real winners here
Swyping-EditOptional t1_j05t9fg wrote
Tripped and stabbed himself... 20 times.
__No__Control t1_j05v7zi wrote
Maybe they all came from Ohio
AmethystOrator t1_j05xsdj wrote
I'm not sure that's how attacking someone with a knife is supposed to work...
igner_farnsworth t1_j062e82 wrote
Front Toward Enemy
doyouhaveanycocain t1_j0637ls wrote
We made it!
GetlostMaps t1_j063tq1 wrote
I remember this from Justified.
PSChris33 t1_j080oek wrote
Alberta Man is basically Florida man wearing 5 layers and shoveling snow.
AcceptableDog6868 t1_j0a6m7d wrote
Darwin Award winner.
VikingTeddy t1_j0k2ppb wrote
I really want to know how he managed it. How do you accidentally stab yourself. All I can think of that he somehow managed to fall on his knife, but still. What?
BourbonInGinger t1_j05rpnu wrote
What a dumbass.