Submitted by SteO153 t3_zm0uu7 in nottheonion
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isuxblaxdix t1_j08midw wrote
That's like Pablo Escobar using a coke dealer
Derrick_Mur t1_j0a1rcn wrote
Escobar was more of a pothead anyway
Plonsky2 t1_j08fwzo wrote
Berlusconi would know where to find a busload of hookers.
sieri00 t1_j0d25qr wrote
But he might very well have his own list of people who don't want it to be known they came to his parties
CitizenCobalt t1_j08ihe3 wrote
Is this the adult equivalent of a pizza party? Or are they getting hookers and pizza?
Successful-Ad-7521 t1_j08rl4v wrote
No way he's throwing a pizza party without hookers, he has a reputation to maintain
SteO153 OP t1_j0aqgwz wrote
>Or are they getting hookers and pizza?
It's in Italy, of course pizza is included.
shanep3 t1_j09vn44 wrote
This is the elites equivalent to a pizza party
InflamedLiver t1_j08dyeq wrote
I hope most of the players aren’t married, because that would be a little awkward to explain to the wife
isuxblaxdix t1_j08mncw wrote
It's a company party! I don't want to go, but I have to!
cmdrkyla t1_j08mbgm wrote
There better be some blackjack too
Sleepdprived t1_j08tezt wrote
Bender for the win.
timojenbin t1_j08vwuz wrote
How many units larger than a 'tray of tarts' is that?
No_Sense_6171 t1_j0962u0 wrote
Just imagine their surprise when it turns out to be a big pile of fishing rods.
Responsible_Sea3395 t1_j0d06kl wrote
And if they loose he will go up pootins ass without a lubricant 👍
Icollectpropertytax t1_j08hfnd wrote
Berlusconi is quite a funny guy
heroatthedisco t1_j08bnzq wrote
That’s one guy I actually don’t expect to find on Epstein’s list. Seems to really like hookers though…just don’t think he would have to go through a pimp like Epstein.