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[deleted] t1_j0tz7f2 wrote

Reply to comment by Enzo_The_Folf in Homeless man arrested for stealing excavator to help man change his tire in Downtown by Mr_Blite

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Flummox127 t1_j0tzgnq wrote

Okay, person using a photo of themselves on Reddit

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BmBunny69 t1_j0u0dik wrote

Dude is definitely giving older Facebook user vibes

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[deleted] t1_j0u3j5p wrote

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Wrinklestiltskin t1_j0u4rnz wrote

No it's not. I had a MySpace back in the day, but I've never had a FB and never will. Plus less and less people are using it as the years go on.

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Wrinklestiltskin t1_j0u75y2 wrote

> Because obviously I have used Facebook, if you live in America that's a given.

My point was your statement is false. That is all.

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[deleted] t1_j0u7adb wrote

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Wrinklestiltskin t1_j0u7vw4 wrote

I can't tell if you're trolling or just extremely cringeworthy. If you make a false statement, expect to be called out for it.

You can respond in turn by accepting you made a mistake or acting childish.

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[deleted] t1_j0u82yn wrote

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Wrinklestiltskin t1_j0u8iax wrote

Not judging from your current behavior 🤡

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[deleted] t1_j0u8o0b wrote

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z0nb1 t1_j0uabsg wrote

Or, you know, just admit you made a mistake and said something untrue.

Maybe follow it up with an apology for being hyperbolic and dismissive?

I dunno, the whole you packing up and leaving works too.

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[deleted] t1_j0uaphg wrote

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MandingoPants t1_j0uddq1 wrote

Virgins get a lot of sleep

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[deleted] t1_j0udj7t wrote

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MandingoPants t1_j0udkx0 wrote

Guessing you got 12?

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[deleted] t1_j0udoke wrote

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MandingoPants t1_j0ue4hx wrote

Nobody gives a fuck, you nerd.

Don’t talk about dreams of “banning” people because you sound like an incel.

Just downvote and move on with your life.

And talk to something other than a screen, for once.

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[deleted] t1_j0ue8g7 wrote

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MandingoPants t1_j0uedy9 wrote

Me neither! And I don’t think it’s a good moniker to begin with because “involuntarily” would imply that peeps can’t get better and improve.

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[deleted] t1_j0uel28 wrote

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MandingoPants t1_j0uf3m8 wrote

So, what’s this sleep research about?

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[deleted] t1_j0ufntl wrote

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MandingoPants t1_j0ufv3g wrote

How did that change labor?

I guess it wasn’t an immediate change, since most labor was outside.

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[deleted] t1_j0ug836 wrote

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MandingoPants t1_j0ugb4d wrote

How so?

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[deleted] t1_j0ugm6e wrote

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MandingoPants t1_j0ugp6o wrote

Yea, but, how did that impact the human psychology?

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TheStormOfLife t1_j0uiyn8 wrote

That's just your lack of sleep beginning to affect your short term memory... Don't stop now, I just got the popcorn out...

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MandingoPants t1_j0v78uu wrote

I understand how you got lost in my comments now!

When I asked “how did that change labor” it reads as if you posited that, and, that I am questioning it.

It should read “I wonder how the advent of electric lights affected labor”.

My b!

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[deleted] t1_j0tzkw3 wrote

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Flummox127 t1_j0tznxu wrote

Okay, person intending to use a snoovatar, whatever the fuck that is

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VengefulPotato101 t1_j0tzifv wrote

Lawful evil

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[deleted] t1_j0tzm95 wrote

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tacodog7 t1_j0u10cm wrote

Annoying evil

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PauseAndEject t1_j0u5bz3 wrote

/r/ninealignments

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Wimbleston t1_j0ue8cf wrote

You sound fun, wanting to ban other people from a website because they used a joke you think is old hat.

If anyone needs to go it's people like you trying to control who gets to speak.

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Wimbleston t1_j0ufi6i wrote

Just pointing out that you're being a complete twat and acting superior in spite of it. Wondering if you're a trump supporter by your style of ignoring your own wrongness because you think it's making other people mad, as that is the kind of behavior we'd expect if you were.

You need to ask yourself, "seriously... Why do I care at all?".

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Wimbleston t1_j0ug8og wrote

Nobody wants your feedback when all you have to say is "people who make that (completely inoffensive joke) should be banned!"

Seriously, grow up, what are you, 40? Stop acting like a 12 year old defending his favorite anime in a YouTube comments section, you should be better than this.

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sexybimbogf t1_j0ujiud wrote

You're sorry. You're sorry? You killed my brother, and you say you're sorry? Let me tell you something. The job offer, it didn't upset me. It amused me. Big job at the illustrious HHM. A chance to play at the palace. Little old me? You have no idea what's going on! You're a teensy, tiny man in a teensy-weensy little bubble. Oh, don't you fucking ''Oh, Jimmy'' me! You look down on me? You pity me? Walk away. That's right Howard. You know why I didn't take the job? Because it's too small! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!

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sexybimbogf t1_j0uzfx2 wrote

"Nah"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Nah"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "Nah" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Nah" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that word too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Nah" on your gravestone?

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sexybimbogf t1_j0vko7o wrote

The most poignant shot of the episode shows Walt with his head wrapped, sitting and staring off into the distance. He has blood on his hands, both figuratively and literally. His appearance resembles the biblical figure of Moses, and from a certain point of view, the RV is the pharaoh of Egypt.

In the same way that there are the 10 plagues of Egypt, there are the 10 malfunctions of the RV. 1) The engine doesn't start, 2) The generator is out of gas, 3) The gas to siphon the water explodes the generator, 4) The drinking water is lost to douse the fire, 5) Skinny Pete gets lost on his way to pick them up, 6) The phone goes dead, 7) The battery is handcranked, 8) The engine turns on but stalls, 9) Jesse suggests walking out in the desert, and 10) Walt construct a battery. After 10 plagues, finally the RV starts, and Jesse and Walt are able to cross the desert to freedom.

What is the purpose of the biblical allusion to Exodus? Well, if Walt is Moses, the RV is the pharaoh, then who are the millions of enslaved Irsraelites? Well, biblically over a million slaves were freed, and recall that Walt and Jesse's meth is worth over a million dollars. This money is the seed that starts Walt's empire, in the same way that the Israelites would go on to start the dominance of the Judeo-Christian religions. Perhaps with this comparison, Vince et. all are implying that religion is a drug of the masses in the same way that meth is an actual drug. A bold statement of course, which is why it had to be encoded in symbolism to appeal to the masses as well as the intellectual.

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sexybimbogf t1_j0vp9cm wrote

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[deleted] t1_j0vpe56 wrote

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sexybimbogf t1_j0wmz8f wrote

AITA for trying to burn my son alive?

Alright so hear me out, I [M89] have been placed in charge of some land as a temporary leader until the ‘true leader’ returns, however I have come to enjoy my temporary position. Recently my son [M41] left to travel however he unfortunately passed away, and I am now stuck with his younger brother [M36] whom I have no affection for. An old man [M???], head to toe in a white robe, came to me in my home and tried to prepare me for an upcoming war, but I could tell his true intention was really to try and get me to step down so that this ‘true leader’ could return, however I did not want some homeless wanderer to take MY position and run the city I worked so hard for. Fast forward a bit and my son [M36] is ‘badly injured’ after I sent him to defend the city across from where I live, and now, there is a large battle taking place in MY city. I believed that he was dead and as a ceremonial tradition, I was going to burn him. My servant is a short person or a ‘halfling’ as people are saying nowadays. He has been trying to tell me that my son is still alive and that he’s ‘not dead’ but I didn’t believe him, so I dismissed him of his service. Anyways I tried to burn him and myself (as I believed the dark lord was going to win the battle) and the old man walks in, uninvited mind you, and knocks me off the burning pile. The ‘halfling’ ‘saves’ my son [M36] and I was then kicked back onto the pile, and while I was burning alive I noticed my son [M36] opened his eyes and was alive. I stormed out of the room and fell off the the top of the city, still on fire keep in mind. I’m typing this as I’m plummeting to my death but AITA?

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sexybimbogf t1_j0xgwe4 wrote

But they were all of them deceived, for another snowman was made. In the land of Snowdor, in the ice of Mount frost, the Ice Lord Frosty forged in secret, a master Snowman, to control all others. And into this snowman he poured all his frostiness, his cold and his will to freeze all life. One snowman to rule them all.

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sexybimbogf t1_j0xm50c wrote

Tea-bagging and tea-bagging shrimp are two very different things. I prefer the former to the latter. I first met Lauren Powers on the Amtrak from Laguna Beach down to San Diego. I noticed she was muscular and likely did steroids due to her voice having more bass than the Modesto Philharmonic. I commented on her appearance. Our conversation evolved from "get the fuck out here, you creep!" to "How much would it cost to teabag you?" She charged me $350 for the pleasure. She didn't punch me in my coconichi! Not even once!! You may call it crazy, I call it capitalism. This was during the time when that guy Mystery the Pickup Artist and "The Game" was the talk of the town. I denounce such things these days, however. I guess the moral of the story is to be careful about "manifesting" your fetishes with your shaman/therapist.

Edited to add the bit about denouncing and whatnot.

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