Submitted by Proud-Escape-8044 t3_zq4cvd in nottheonion
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Damn. Sweden really keeps track of everything, doesn't it?
More likely that Jerry Seinfeld will return Tropic of Cancer to the library
Except the Polish treasures they "acquired" while invading...
In fairness, that's partially on Sweden for assuming the world's craziest state would follow the rules.
"We won't nag about these by now worthless cars if you open your borders and peacefully merge with South Korea."
You mean stuff looted 300 years ago? Everyone did that back then.
Volvo is foolish for not getting the money up front. No way they're sending repo men to North Korea.
and?
[hoatile country with no money, trade, or exports] [has not repayed debt] to [forign contry] is not even news, let alone oniony
Who dares question the super supremacy of the North Korean nation? Like they even have the same game of leadership anymore. Kim Jong Yun is a whole other beast!
When did Sweden invade Poland? Are you a German trying to deflect?
Everyone else is doing it. It’s no big deal
Who could’ve predicted Kim Jong Yun?
Yes it is. We have a different idea of whats acceptable nowadays.
But it’s his favorite novel. And he has a valid claim to it. After 10 years it’s just squatting
Mwa-ha-ha-ha! We shall purge communism from your nation one way or another!
You’re actually bringing morality into the equation? Psh Christian
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This made me flash on the book The Girl Who Saved the King of Sweden. There something about Sweden making a gift of cars in exchange for taking a rogue atomic bomb off their hands. ..although I think it involved China, not NK. Always wonder how much fact is behind that guy's fiction.
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty...
Like the difference between a pirate and a privateer.
Plot twist- Volvo now owned by a Chinese company.
You crazed Nazi bastard. Have you no shame or sense of decency? I guess you sold that out to mein fuhror huh?
Im sure NK still has em. Maybe they'll give them back.
That's really on Sweden. Don't be lending 1000 Volvos to anyone. Certainly not North Korea.
Good luck with getting them back 😂
Or admitting they helped Pol Pot stay in power so he could torture and kill some more countrymen.
Isn't that book flagged?
Those 1000 cars are currently with more than, well, North Korea on the classic car market.
Have you really never heard of the Deluge?
I'm not arguing that we should get "our" stuff back. I don't care. I'm just annoyed at shitty history knowledge.
Yeah, someone drew pictures of peepees and weewees in it.
Bro you ain't getting those volvos let it go
Are you thinking of the one George took into the bathroom?
swedish cars are something else
Florida?
According to the article, "Swedish export companies — and left-leaning politicians," the Swedish Export Credit Agency, and the Ministry for Foreign Affairs.
Are you talking about the 30 Years War?
Recycled and used for rocket parts
I'm getting the feeling they don't intend to pay.
I am shocked, shocked I say
"Hey can we borrow 1000 cars?"
"You're gonna give them back, right? Right?!"
No offense to Sweden, but that's clearly on Sweden. Who the fuck lends another country a thousand cars? That country is halfway around the planet too. They were never getting those cars back and they should've known it.
That the NKs didn’t find use for the industrial equipment surprises me.
Flipside, yeah, this is pretty funny; on one hand no-one knew that they were this down the drain. On the other… The signals were there from the start
Museums and places around the world are sending stuff back, could be time for that.
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Pictured: a Volvo made well after 1974.
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Invasion time. They would never expect it.
There are pictures of some of those volvos still driving on North Korean streets actually.
Everyone was doing it, just not as good as we did it.
Volvo, 3 million miles, World Record
https://nypost.com/2014/12/29/the-record-breaking-roadster-with-3-million-miles/
Het, let it go.... Its definitely not in the Kings Castle. And not in his safe in room 320. I promise.
Yeeeaaahhh, I don’t think they’ll be getting those back
I can tell you this. In American public schools we absolutely learned nothing about this, barely anything outside of America. Of what we did learn it was all Ancient, or about the major colonial powers. I know quite a few fully functioning adults who couldn't label all their continents, never mind Sweden or Poland.
To be fair, we’ve had a shit tonne of wars in Europe. I probably know a bit about 20 of them or so but I’m not really familiar with that one. I tend to be more familiar with the ones my country has had more of a role in.
It’s probably common knowledge in Poland but if you live in Spain, France or England, you probably have to be a real military history fan to know about it.
they really do!
In 1831 the Swedish Navy planted over 300,000 oak trees with the intention of harvesting them for ships 150 years later...they still keep track of them but there aren't any current plans to harvest them.
As an American, our mid 1700's military history is pretty crowded. No room for some not even regionally impactful war.
Pretty sure everyone involved knew that was not a loan…
Did Poland also loot stuff while invading?
I’m an American do you really think I learned that? As if Us Americans would lower Ourselves to learning about wars We weren’t involved in and didn’t start. Lol
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This was mid 1600s, and pretty damn regional impactful. Poland-Lithuania was a major power in Europe at the time, and this was the beginning of them losing their power and ceasing to exist over many wars in the next century. We'd know about the Polish Lithuanian commonwealth and how powerful they were if our history left America 1600-1945 for just one of the 12 years.
Someone didn't pay attention in world history.
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I did, but it focused on British royalty effing with their german, french, and spanish cousins around the world. didn't hear this about Swedish cousins effing their polish cousins (in the 1600s?). meh...was there a take away that we missed...could it have prevented any of the 'world wars'? so sweden used to be a bad ass, but not so much now? poland used to be a big dog, but not so much now
So world history for you was learning solely about the 1900s world wars and a very, very small amount of European royalty. Got it.
Exactly. If it didn’t have to do with American imperialism then it wasn’t important enough for them to teach Us about in school. Whatever it takes to boost that national pride in one’s own young boon of a country throwing its weight around against the rest of the world and basically sticking Our nose in business that didn’t involve Us but We made it involve Us. America doesn’t get invited to the party? America creates the party
Det är inte den det är fel på. Det är jag. Vi kanske inte borde träffas mer.
CapableWill8706 t1_j0w6ts9 wrote
The North Korean Govermnent is not trustworthy? Who could have known!