Assburgers in the 1st degree. Figure since it's not a diagnosis anymore might as well repacked the term.

Damn. And here I thought Cheeseburger Eddie had turned his life around by getting that prison guard job. I see he was really just looking to become the middle man.

Its still a legitimate medial condition-Oh wait you were referring aspergers?

My bad, as both the condition and the crime have similar outcomes in the end.

Ooh my buns

Guess Randy finally left the trailer park and got a job as a prison guard.

Muhfuckas with guts like that are most definitely NOT off the cheeseburgers

When asked for a statement, the suspect simply replied, "Robble robble."

Man's gotta eat.

He exchanged the burgers for blowjobs

> A former north Alabama prison guard was arrested Tuesday and now faces a litany of charges

Honestly, him selling hamburgers is kind of a relief, given that opening.

TIL: The Hamburglar is a prison guard!

The guard in the Danemora prison break was surprised she was charged with a crime for helping the 2 guys escape. She actually said "I knew it (helping inmates escape) was against the rules, I didn't know it was against the law"

Yes, she said that. it's in the documentary about the jailbreak where she tried to rebut the stuff about her in the miniseries

Bake em away toys

Ya hate to see it..

I always wondered what ever happened to the Hamburglar; now we know

I've been laughing at this comment for ten minutes solid. If I had awards to give, you'd get all of them.

But did he also have the shakes that makes you quake or the fries that fry your eyes or is it just burgers?

Close, he has the fries that’ll cross your eyes. Just watched this, lol.

r/wholesomememes

The article I posted about someone getting arrested for wearing a dress was much more “oniony” than this article.

dude escaped from gut-onamo bay namsayin

Click the coins tab and at the top it should have 1 free award per day, i used mine for that gold plated comment