Submitted by icantbenormal t3_zvnghp in nottheonion
nicht_ernsthaft t1_j1quro2 wrote
> He said the company has filed separate lawsuits seeking government compensation as many of the retrieved sex dolls became unusable following about two years of seizures by the customs service.
"became unusable". So, reading between the lines, it was "stored" in the office of some fat useless corrupt xenophobic nationalist border guard and is no longer in a state where it can be sold to consumers.
> Customs officials said they still likely hold more than 1,000 sex dolls that had been sent to South Korea since 2018.
Hmmm...
StringNut t1_j1qwd0w wrote
China has the terra cotta army. South Korea has the silicone army.
Tarrtarus t1_j1qx8wz wrote
Why do they all look so surprised? :O
OriginalAgentCut-Up t1_j1rkf58 wrote
"What, you've never seen a handicapped man before?!"
RandomMandarin t1_j1sijrc wrote
> sex dolls became unusable following about two years of seizures
Even a sex doll shouldn't be having seizures, much less two years of them.
Roggvir t1_j1tdst4 wrote
I dug into this rabbit hole sometime ago when I saw sex dolls in witcher sub...
Apparently sex dolls are pretty heavy (almost like a person!) so the silicone gets damaged from its own weight if it's left on one side for too long without proper storage. And some models actually cannot be put in standing position because the metal "bone" frames will rip into the heel silicone material from its sheer weight.
Hayred t1_j1tp46q wrote
So sex dolls will get pressure sores from being bedridden too long, just like a person. Could just market that as a feature, really adds to the realism!
Christopher135MPS t1_j1tt9ec wrote
I’ve been an ICU nurse - performing bed and other routine cares gets very old, very fast. This is a bad feature to add 😂
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