But it’s Christmas :(

Santa lives surrounded by snow, he has a weird perception of time and thinks he can do a whole lot of stuff in one night, Rudolf has a red nose, I saw a little dude selling crack behind a Dollar Store ... It's all starting to make sense.

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That awkward moment when the drug gangs have a more robust social welfare system than the government.

I hope you have a sitter with you cause it’s going to be a dozy.

rich

Who else here doesn’t want to piss off a local drug gang? Probably just best be polite, thank them, and offer the Christmas cookies you had set out for Santa. Feliz Navidad!