Submitted by djc8 t3_zxjq03 in nottheonion
jayfeather31 t1_j20o5dq wrote
...come again?
funnyAmero t1_j20qob3 wrote
I need to rest a bit. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
DragonGarlicBreath t1_j21hqte wrote
r/unexpectedfuturama
[deleted] t1_j247tfr wrote
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kenlasalle t1_j20x5b7 wrote
Zap... is that you?
ChurnLikeButter t1_j20qucg wrote
This is a really stupid comment.
Triatic t1_j20rhir wrote
Lighten up, Francis.
funnyAmero t1_j20rtka wrote
Your mom said the same thing to you when you said, "I love you mommy".
ChurnLikeButter t1_j20wc46 wrote
Jesus Christ. You are a dummy.
Uncynical_Diogenes t1_j21vhkz wrote
Takes one to know one 😎
imll99 t1_j22oj22 wrote
Your mom said that every time she saw your grades in school.
PM_ur_Rump t1_j20zp16 wrote
It's a Futurama reference, relax.
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