Submitted by thesunbeamslook t3_zyjt1b in nottheonion
IntergalacticTrain t1_j2783py wrote
Article says he had his plan written out in a document on his laptop. That and actual boxes of stolen merchandise outside his front door (because stealing money apparently wasn't enough) make this the slammiest slam dunk case that ever got slammed. Lex Luthor he is not.
mouse6502 t1_j27th6b wrote
Almost as stupid as uploading a video trying to show you're a super baller with background room hardwood, big cigar, fluffy attire, and then having two cardboard pizza boxes shoved in frame proving your location
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