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oooriole09 t1_j5lo0ur wrote

Probably not as onion-y if you’re rural. Walmart sells it, so I imagine they just thought it was funny to “prank” poor folks in the parking lot. Glad their dumbasses were caught.


the_simurgh t1_j5nkue3 wrote

i was just about to ask if they brought it or if they bought it in the store. either way these assholes should do time.


rottenxsushi t1_j5lszv3 wrote

"All four suspects were taken into custody on allegations of physical harassment."

Far from being a powerful enough charge. That is a summary infraction. For vandalism and throwing animal urine on a person, they will each receive fines of $300. Littering carries a heavier fine.


moldyfishfinger t1_j5mhih0 wrote

I'd sue each of them in claims court for emotional distress. That could add up


WermTerd t1_j5lrqn5 wrote

Man, I bet she was pissed!


cdale13 t1_j5mcwdi wrote

Four brave men, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.


Fake_William_Shatner t1_j5ls18c wrote

I'm sure the gag is to attract amorous Bucks to pursue the ladies when they venture out of the store. It's all fun and games until the paternity test.


StillHere_420 t1_j5lpqpo wrote

That’s just Hunter flirting