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Freethecrafts t1_j451v03 wrote

There’s no way this sticks. Everyone knows Michael Bay can’t hit a mark.

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hour_of_the_rat t1_j45lcci wrote

Absent a 4-second clip with 11 cuts from seven different cameras of this pigeon allegedly being killed, I am going to have to say "Not Guilty".

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dahComrad t1_j463yon wrote

Because a dolly accidently killed it. For real? Sounds petty to me, I seriously doubt anyone intended on killing an innocent animal.

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ur_friendly_friend t1_j47qw7i wrote

Yup nobody in the history of ever has ever killed an innocent animal for any reason.

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jimb2 t1_j44z4rg wrote

Self-defence.

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Sniffy4 t1_j45q5eo wrote

This headline should generate at least a week's worth of late-night monologue jokes.

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SaintBrutus t1_j45dtry wrote

He should be charged with killing my childhood.

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MadeFromNews t1_j45qbuq wrote

This is kind of ridiculously as many of these cities are overtaken by pigeons. Some official just wanted to meet the guy.

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wouldofiswrooong t1_j462byh wrote

A Hawk killed a pigeon in our garden last week.

It was a completely white one too. Absolutely insane massacre all over the place.

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happykittynipples t1_j496hce wrote

what movies is the hawk known for?

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wouldofiswrooong t1_j4a8j75 wrote

Judging by the scene left behind, I would wager it's either the Friday the 13th Franchise or some real artsy expressionist type shit.

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Gernahaun t1_j46m8yl wrote

But it's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon!

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Phyliinx t1_j471p2x wrote

Did the bird explode?

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ash_274 t1_j478u4d wrote

The pigeon was not blown up; therefore it couldn’t have been Michael Bay

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happykittynipples t1_j485l1k wrote

Denies everything, yet seen eating fried chicken on multiple occasions.

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Gurablashta t1_j45rdii wrote

Good, there are far too many pidgeons

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TAG_8-5 t1_j46oktj wrote

I always wanted to kick a pigeon

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donkeylipsh t1_j46y5y4 wrote

Of course there was a second crow pigeon, and a third and a fourth if you must know

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LilG1984 t1_j47ly1o wrote

Was it really a pigeon or a cleverly disguised Decepticon?

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trash-juice t1_j48jzor wrote

All the movies he’s murdered, yeah he did it

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Janaedd t1_j45c2yd wrote

ARREST HIM THIS CANNOT STAND

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