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HungryLikeTheWolf99 t1_j694rxr wrote

They don't say the size of these cans, although remember there are more reasonably-sized cans than your standard soup can.

People don't understand that there are lots of drugs in prison - all the drugs, generally speaking - and that virtually all of them get moved around in someone's rectum at some point.

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WhyAreSurgeonsAllMDs t1_j69j89n wrote

The fact that we can’t keep drugs out of prisons should convince everyone that drug prohibition is doomed to failure.

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Vegan_Harvest t1_j6bpuzi wrote

You're assuming they don't want anyone doing drugs when really the system would fall apart if people actually did. It's more an excuse to punish and profit off of people.

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leraspberrie t1_j6bhm8j wrote

So let's legalize heroin? What an idiotic statement and the ten upvoters are morons too. We can't stop bestiality, let's legalize it. Oh ... wait ... you don't want to fuck a horse as much as you want to snort cocaine.

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Inasis t1_j6bjfr6 wrote

Maybe he'll want to fuck a horse after he snorts cocaine.

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[deleted] t1_j6bm4kb wrote

If he doesn’t, I will snort the cocaine

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jimjamjones123 t1_j6bkyxq wrote

False equivocations are false bro. You really think if they legalize heroin swarms of people of who have never tried it, or had an interest in trying it are suddenly gonna start banging horse?

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Darrone t1_j69rnxq wrote

Yea, I'm really hoping it's a red bull can and not those 28 ounce tomato cans.

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tuco2002 t1_j694l4a wrote

He must have some deep prison pockets.

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nicgom t1_j6aisna wrote

He probably just had his prison baby and got them easy inside.

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cactusluv t1_j6assq1 wrote

Apparently not....he got caught. E for effort though.

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spaycedinvader t1_j6965er wrote

So he literally has drugs coming out his ass?

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flyover_liberal t1_j69k0x8 wrote

Pretty convenient since he was already at the jail

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tnfrs t1_j69b0hb wrote

irl frank gallagher

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curkri t1_j69lz9b wrote

The 2nd can was just greedy!

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Nuker-79 t1_j69g9j1 wrote

We talking 5L paint cans here aren’t we?

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Darrone t1_j69rxms wrote

So, my understanding of the rectum is that it can't shit out solid objects (hence all the ER visits for people that totally accidentally sat down on things). Using a can seems like a bad idea. A Ziploc bag wrapped in a condom seems like a better choice.

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bstowers t1_j69wk7s wrote

Two cans? Those are rookie numbers!

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ShadowEllipse t1_j6a6s9l wrote

Hey man, could you crack one open?

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Paddlesons t1_j6aqr05 wrote

So the can can be in you while you're in the can.

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LiverOfStyx t1_j6cmqlc wrote

This is very common mistake, it is spelled Volkswagen, VW. Maybe next time you remember this and also that:

THE WORLD IS NOT USA!

Don't use state abbreviations without fucking telling us from what fucking country you are talking about.

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