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InternetPeon t1_j6khlzw wrote

I am impressed that the store worker risked their life to return this giant dildo to its rightful owner.

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Gayfetus OP t1_j6kjjqd wrote

The thing costs $699.95!

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InternetPeon t1_j6kjynn wrote

I’m no dildo appraisal expert but that price strikes me as far too high.

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Gayfetus OP t1_j6kk6wt wrote

It's only $23 per inch!

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InternetPeon t1_j6kkhvp wrote

Are dildos priced in inches?

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Gayfetus OP t1_j6klkjy wrote

When it makes it sound like a better deal, then yes!

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InternetPeon t1_j6km0l7 wrote

Wow you really know how to move some dildos!

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Gayfetus OP t1_j6kmhpl wrote

I'm all about the hard sell!

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TacoCommand t1_j6l8ljx wrote

"So what's keeping you from leaving without 23 inches of fun?"

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venom259 t1_j6kkgbe wrote

Cost of material, labor, retail, and the fact there are no real competitors in the 30" dildo-making business and you end up with a ridiculous price tag. These monopolies need to be held to account!

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GetlostMaps t1_j6ktqy5 wrote

$23 per inch. That would make my own piece worth $50 easy.

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