Submitted by koavf t3_10lvlnz in nottheonion
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SelectiveSanity t1_j5zceeu wrote
I mean, when you account for Barricade it does seem plausible.
El_Deez t1_j5zcznc wrote
While I appreciate the dig at the police state I don't acknowledge anything as being Transformers unless Soundwave is a 1980s boom box that has a wise cracking Rumble as a casset tape.
menlindorn t1_j5zeikq wrote
and Laserbeak, of course.
El_Deez t1_j5zfpbp wrote
Well Lazerbeak and also Ravage are just icing on the cake I was just giving my bare minimum.
SelectiveSanity t1_j5zk8gj wrote
No, Rumble is the icing on the cake. Lazerbeak and Ravage are the awesome marbled chocolate cake under it. Also I'm willing to bet when you bring up Rumble people are thinking of the spiking looking Decepticon from the movie who did transform into a boom box, and are unaware its actually Frenzy, who's in the original G1 series as a retool of Rumble.
El_Deez t1_j5zkow1 wrote
Well I hate those people to my core. Rumble has arms that turn into pile drivers and says things like "If on Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, watch out robot cuz here comes Rumble!" And "No one calls Soundwave uncrazimatic."
Brewing_Tea t1_j5zfwdg wrote
Do you want Decepticons? Because that's how you get Decepticons
dougaderly t1_j64f0zk wrote
*looks over his shoulder at the boombox across the room*
heh..heh... that would be... silly...
El_Deez t1_j64gyhj wrote
Worst case scenario you got Soundwave on your hands, so atleast you got like the coolest one.
bigbangbilly t1_j5zfg8g wrote
Basically a social media hoax
Brewing_Tea t1_j5zgbcr wrote
Pfft! "Experts"
I did MY OWN research and found out that, no, rocks don't work as batteries
Nazamroth t1_j5ziw6r wrote
My favourite hoax of this variety was when some "monks" would knead quicksliver and through the power of ancient mediation and whatnot, and the liquid mercury would congeal into solid shapes. "Science currently cannot explain how this works at all". Well, either that, or the blue water they sprinkled all over the place probably helped, forming an amalgam from the copper in it
NickNash1985 t1_j5z7qfj wrote
Glad we got that figured out.
PracticalInfluence0 t1_j62auar wrote
"Can electricity be generated from rocks?" That's roundabout how all electricity is currently generated, so... Yes!
AUkion1000 t1_j62psa2 wrote
Dont listen to their lies brothers- big rock wants to control the rock usage in the world to shut us all into the darkness!
XD idk.
hermins t1_j62gqh7 wrote
No shit
DieselVoodoo t1_j62owjh wrote
US about to invade, just to be sure.
flatulasmaxibus t1_j643nm6 wrote
Experts.
koavf OP t1_j64hy45 wrote
What?
flatulasmaxibus t1_j64isld wrote
We need experts to tell us that you can't hook lightbulbs up to rocks and get light from them.
koavf OP t1_j64iw45 wrote
Why did you make a one-word comment? How would someone generate meaningful conversation from that?
flatulasmaxibus t1_j64jgd0 wrote
- Because in my little brain, the use of the word was so crazy that drawing attention to it would imply the insanity of needed them to tell us that.
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- Because in my little brain, the use of the word was so crazy that drawing attention to it would imply the insanity of needed them to tell us that.
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Chariots487 t1_j64f63j wrote
Zalifackis.
InFortunaWeLust t1_j6cc5wt wrote
ofcourse the "experts" would say that, you wouldnt want anyone to know how cheap energy can be provided for.
El_Deez t1_j5z8bh8 wrote
Well duh, that would have to be solid Energon for that to work. And if that was the case we'd already be up to our ears in Decepticons.