Glad we got that figured out.

Well duh, that would have to be solid Energon for that to work. And if that was the case we'd already be up to our ears in Decepticons.

I mean, when you account for Barricade it does seem plausible.

While I appreciate the dig at the police state I don't acknowledge anything as being Transformers unless Soundwave is a 1980s boom box that has a wise cracking Rumble as a casset tape.

and Laserbeak, of course.

Basically a social media hoax

Well Lazerbeak and also Ravage are just icing on the cake I was just giving my bare minimum.

Do you want Decepticons? Because that's how you get Decepticons

Pfft! "Experts"

I did MY OWN research and found out that, no, rocks don't work as batteries

Well that sound just Prime to me.

My favourite hoax of this variety was when some "monks" would knead quicksliver and through the power of ancient mediation and whatnot, and the liquid mercury would congeal into solid shapes. "Science currently cannot explain how this works at all". Well, either that, or the blue water they sprinkled all over the place probably helped, forming an amalgam from the copper in it

No, Rumble is the icing on the cake. Lazerbeak and Ravage are the awesome marbled chocolate cake under it. Also I'm willing to bet when you bring up Rumble people are thinking of the spiking looking Decepticon from the movie who did transform into a boom box, and are unaware its actually Frenzy, who's in the original G1 series as a retool of Rumble.

Well I hate those people to my core. Rumble has arms that turn into pile drivers and says things like "If on Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, watch out robot cuz here comes Rumble!" And "No one calls Soundwave uncrazimatic."

"Can electricity be generated from rocks?" That's roundabout how all electricity is currently generated, so... Yes!

No shit

US about to invade, just to be sure.

Dont listen to their lies brothers- big rock wants to control the rock usage in the world to shut us all into the darkness!

XD idk.

Bezos, is that you?

Experts.

*looks over his shoulder at the boombox across the room*

heh..heh... that would be... silly...

Zalifackis.

Worst case scenario you got Soundwave on your hands, so atleast you got like the coolest one.

What?

We need experts to tell us that you can't hook lightbulbs up to rocks and get light from them.

Why did you make a one-word comment? How would someone generate meaningful conversation from that?

1. Because in my little brain, the use of the word was so crazy that drawing attention to it would imply the insanity of needed them to tell us that.
2. 1. Because in my little brain, the use of the word was so crazy that drawing attention to it would imply the insanity of needed them to tell us that.

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ofcourse the "experts" would say that, you wouldnt want anyone to know how cheap energy can be provided for.