Submitted by SkyBlockReborn t3_10lbdoa in nottheonion
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No_Carpet7125 t1_j5yaje5 wrote
Yvan eht nioj!
ReginaldSP t1_j5z93ew wrote
No, the military is trying to get people into the military. Recruitment is at a record low and the US Armed Forces are great at psyopping young, stupid boys.
MakesCakesEatsMud t1_j5zklqt wrote
One of my friend's kids got tricked into the military by a recruiter. They were able to get him to sign undated enlistment papers when he was still seventeen and then held the papers until his 18th birthday.
ReginaldSP t1_j5znrhz wrote
god damn. That is wildly unethical
aLittleQueer t1_j62md7q wrote
Recruiters are the worst. My cousin's wife thought she was being recruited into the Navy, arrived at boot...only to find she was a Marine. (She's a particularly dim one, so that may not have been entirely the recruiter's fault.)
Turns out, they're surprisingly easy to scare off, though. When you've already said "no" a million times, and they eventually ask, "Why? Are you scared you might have to kill someone?"...just answer, "Nah, that doesn't bother me so much. It's just that I'm pretty sure if I ever am in a situation where I have to kill someone, I'd rather do it without government sanction." As long as you can sell it like you mean it, they will. Not. Fuck with you after that. Ime.
AdFresh3918 t1_j5vxyh5 wrote
The military is getting desperate.
Tyancya t1_j5w1kdt wrote
why is simp written like an acronym here
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The_Istrix t1_j5vt36p wrote
Enter the era of the Digital Dependa
DavidMalony t1_j5w83br wrote
What's an e-girl?
EccentricNerd22 t1_j5xcs6k wrote
A female Internet personality who uses their looks to try and get you to buy things.
DavidMalony t1_j5xd9zl wrote
Are they a real person though?
EccentricNerd22 t1_j5xdbz7 wrote
Yes
No_Carpet7125 t1_j5yahyk wrote
Is it different than a thirst trap? I don't know what that is but it sounds dangerous.
Comradezer0 t1_j60rfgb wrote
Egirl is more of a character/personality thing
EccentricNerd22 t1_j5xd3fd wrote
Somehow I don’t think the kind of people that look at egirls are the ideal military candidates.
Fairy_Love_Sniper t1_j5y6lf3 wrote
Ttyankl t1_j5w1d9b wrote
Thank god I am immune to it. Being gay has perks it seems
Khemith t1_j6boeej wrote
I don't think it's the military trying to recruit people. It has to be the CIA. This is just a test on young white males, to see what they can get them to do.
InFortunaWeLust t1_j6ccf0x wrote
They should just let the transexuals go and save us
michal_hanu_la t1_j5vwgd9 wrote
Something tells me that if I look up all those words I don't understand there, I'll be sad.