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Sonyguyus t1_j6bow39 wrote

Well if you don’t fertilize the lawn enough, it’ll start eating old women. You brought this on yourself.


Chard069 t1_j6cj3qx wrote

My take on it: a genuine Mad Scientist (or a rogue wizard) has mutated and bred (or conjured) carnivorous yard features. But which devoured people first: lawns, hot tubs, or unrepaired road potholes?