Submitted by jedikraken t3_10gxl7p in nottheonion
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ChuckFeathers t1_j56izy1 wrote
That's not how you eat rotisserie chicken. What you do is open a bottle of hot sauce, hit that baby hard with it, and then eat the chicken while standing up at the kitchen counter. It is also acceptable to use the breast meat to make chicken tacos, quesadillas or wraps.
TheProfessaur t1_j55v2cd wrote
This might be the most boring comment I've ever read on this site. It's impressive really.
undulatee t1_j56dy7i wrote
Disagree. Now I’m gonna go make Cajun rotisserie chicken with ranch.
TheCodetoRome t1_j5w01q6 wrote
You post about captchas
iamsce t1_j557nb3 wrote
The Wade Boggs diet.
menlindorn t1_j55fq1p wrote
Wade Boggs didn't drink 70 beers because he was trying to win some competition. He just did it because he was like... thirsty?
attorneyatslaw t1_j55ig7x wrote
RIP Wade Boggs
dogeheroic t1_j55jprl wrote
Wade Boggs still around
Wolventec t1_j5jc2eu wrote
Yes in our hearts he lives on
menlindorn t1_j55fzj3 wrote
I'm not gonna read this. It only encourages this kind of ridiculous tiktok nonsense behavior. People be doing the "100 donuts in 100 days" challenge, and wonder why they don't feel so good.
jedikraken OP t1_j55hums wrote
That's exactly why I posted it - I feel like it's very oniony that this made the news at all.
Hawanja t1_j59a7kq wrote
Oh my god who the hell cares
jedikraken OP t1_j59nxss wrote
Exactly
rabea187 t1_j5571m1 wrote
Not all rotisserie chickens are created equal, however I can barely manage eating more than one every two months at best
ExternalUserError t1_j55i3rc wrote
He should have washed it down with some 40oz malt liquor bottles.
Jamestorn_48 t1_j5693qs wrote
Will there be a reckoning?
MOS95B t1_j56n8c9 wrote
To quote Brave Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j58kbn9 wrote
I just get thighs or drumsticks and make it myself to last a few days. More cost effective. Just need to have the patience to wait an hour for the oven the first time.
Earnastus t1_j56avmi wrote
So?
jedikraken OP t1_j56b81y wrote
That's my point in posting it. It's oniony that this made the news.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j559i6e wrote
I eat about 4 Rotisserie each month. I eat a salad every day for lunch with shredded rotisserie chicken. A chicken would last me one work week. I'd remove the meat from the bones, shred the meat and store them in a tupperware. I like ranch dressing on my salad and Cajun seasoning on the chicken.