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DCErik t1_j55fskl wrote

If you make 8x more per month from your OF than you do cleaning, are you still a cleaner?

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Cyanopicacooki t1_j55q3dy wrote

The cleaning gig will probably last a lot more than 8x longer than the onlyfans gig.

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jxj24 t1_j55ngy2 wrote

Financial fame is fleeting.

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Jjex22 t1_j571086 wrote

Just in case she gets tired of falling back on to things

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AttentionSpanZero t1_j55dn36 wrote

Looks more like Laura Dern.

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JanesPlainShameTrain t1_j55ejab wrote

Yeah, but Laura Dern wouldn't get the attention of the horny patriotic brits.

And that's where the money is.

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Gemmabeta t1_j55g5m9 wrote

Clever girl.

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bubba7557 t1_j55n9ik wrote

Literally my favorite line from JP. I dunno why it tickles my funny bone so much, maybe the delivery of the line right as he gets eaten

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Jebus_UK t1_j56o5ep wrote

Laura Dern might get the attention if she started an Only Fans doing a Princess Di lookalike page

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SwadianZunist t1_j55fd6t wrote

Don’t tell David Lynch fans. They’ll become her new target audience.

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ReginaldSP t1_j55h0jr wrote

really looks nothing like Lady Di

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WaitingForNormal t1_j55jddo wrote

Obviously the people jerking off to this don’t really know what diana looked like, nor do they seem to care.

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Fracture_98 t1_j562c9r wrote

Ok. Well clearly people have forgotten what Dianna looks like. Still, more power to her. Hope she rakes in the cash and knows how to invest wisely.

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spartaman64 t1_j572sqw wrote

she apparently keeps her job as a cleaner despite this so at least she knows how to hustle

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Neat_Petite t1_j55fnfi wrote

So why have they used a picture of someone who, with the exception of the hair, looks fuck all like Princess Diana?

Edit: and not even the hair come to think of it.

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bubba7557 t1_j55n4uv wrote

15k of that is from William and Harry

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ur_friendly_friend t1_j55zzf9 wrote

Maybe if Princess Diana was a crackhead she'd look like her.. people are delusional.

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qqqrrrs_ t1_j56319r wrote

But she doesn't look like Diana. I mean she doesn't look dead

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CubanHermes t1_j56w6x2 wrote

I'll just leave this here... https://www.reddit.com/user/LAURENSPENCERUK/

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812warfavenue t1_j56wt5w wrote

You're a true hero.

But can you lombo?

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CubanHermes t1_j56xixa wrote

>lombo

I have no idea what that means.

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812warfavenue t1_j570tgx wrote

I meant to say 'limbo'

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CubanHermes t1_j571rxk wrote

I know what limbo means, no idea what you mean by it though.

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812warfavenue t1_j57sq44 wrote

A reference that shows my age maybe.

There is a Jamaican Hermes on an old show, Futurama, who is a limbo champion. I thought your name was a reference.

I'll show myself out.

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CubanHermes t1_j591iqn wrote

Ah, I get you now but I'll out-old you. It's from GTA: Vice City. Gang version of the bog standard Hermes found mainly around the middle of the second main island.

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RunnyPlease t1_j56ons2 wrote

In other news Prosopagnosia, also known as face blindness, is sweeping though the UK. No one can tell anyone apart anymore. Who are you? Are you my wife? Henry Cavil? Is that a mirror? Who is that cleaning my waste bin? Princess Dianna? Hear more details on the 7 o’clock news.

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kielu t1_j5644ha wrote

Not even remotely

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JeffBroccoli t1_j56ori9 wrote

I swear to god, if this old boiler can make 16k a month on OnlyFans, there are more simps out there than I first thought. If I was even a HALF decent looking woman I’d be all over that kind of money

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rofopp t1_j56wews wrote

Maybe Diana’s nana

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GlobalTravelR t1_j56yosw wrote

Best customers are some chaps named William and Harry.

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Off-With-Her-Head t1_j56np51 wrote

How to separate Harry from his freshly acquired millions.

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staykinky t1_j56qx90 wrote

As someone who makes a decent living on onlyfans I can say that most people can't make a decent living on onlyfans. It's an incredible amount of work and dedication and unless you're an old w**** like me you're going to burn out fast.

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AgentOfASignal OP t1_j56r54b wrote

Ah, but do YOU look like Princess Diana?

No? Well that shouldn't stop you. It's certainly not stopped this lady...

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staykinky t1_j56xupi wrote

>do YOU look like Princess Diana

Seeing that it's 2023, I should hope not

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TheDeadlySquid t1_j56ycla wrote

I don’t see the resemblance. Is it supposed to be Diana now or when she died?

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taptapper t1_j58u1gr wrote

That woman looks nothing like Di

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jaxsd75 t1_j599nym wrote

Still a cleaner? God bless her work ethic.

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Deyln t1_j55j0ed wrote

Cleaner no more most likely.

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SnowProkt22 t1_j562082 wrote

Why bother keeping the cleaning job?

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spartaman64 t1_j573288 wrote

i mean online content creation can be fickle theres lots of content creators that fall into obscurity so its smart to keep the job

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EmptyKnowledge9314 t1_j56mbv3 wrote

“””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””looks””””””””””””””””””””””” like Princess Diana

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Free_hugs_for_3fiddy t1_j57cuy9 wrote

Goddamn, why does OF rake in so much cash?

Have they ever posted any stats on like how much the average person spends monthly on it? God that number has to be sad.

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Khemith t1_j57kdez wrote

Simps seems like the only market that is recession proof.

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