"Not promise any results" does make it a bit more practical, though. You are buying non-refundable tickets to a concert featuring Blink182 on a gorgeous island once owned by Pablo Escobar, where models frolicked nearby (or something.. swimming pigs..) but there is no promise -implied or stated - that the concert will take place, or the Blink 182 will show, or that it's Escobar's island (or any island).

Really, Billy just needs orange tiles on twitter, a payment processor, a (foreign) bank account, and a website.

BOLD, #FyreV2IsHere