Submitted by SelectiveSanity t3_10hyg2c in nottheonion
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Yeomanroach t1_j5blnmd wrote
Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.
spacecoyote300 t1_j5bvc3n wrote
A.) That's his wife, and 2.) You're my hero
TastyBullfrog2755 t1_j5bait5 wrote
There is a 'great leap for mankind-old man erection' joke in there somewhere.
XavierfromHtown t1_j5becp6 wrote
That’s the face of a man who fucks.
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HoppityHooper t1_j5b6sre wrote
And promised her a rocket ride for their honeymoon.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j5b9u72 wrote
And that she’d love coming back on re-entry.
DJWGibson t1_j5fxl21 wrote
My first thought was she was a gold digger going after his money.
But she's as 63yo PhD and a grandma with a long career in business and medical science.
So this is actually super sweet. And the more you read about what they've been doing in the four years they've been together the sweeter it gets.
It's petty much anti-Oniony, really.
strzeka t1_j5e3ffk wrote
He's the guy who still thinks he's been to the moon, right?
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Fast_Bodybuilder_496 t1_j5cjnq5 wrote
She's a career chemical engineer with a PhD
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TacoMeat563 t1_j5csozn wrote
So you assumed she was a bimbo gold digger? I mean the article states all her credentials.
melindseyme t1_j5bdmqr wrote
This doesn't belong in the sub.